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Regular people in the shower: Wash, rinse, and repeat.

Me in the shower: Accepting award.
Me in the shower: Pretending I'm filming for a shampoo commercial.
Me in the shower: Pretending I'm in a scene from my favorite T.V show
Me in the shower: Thinks about life problems.
Me in the shower: Performs as my favorite singer (and dancer)
Me in the shower: Twerks as if my life depends on it. (Even though I'd end up dying cause I can't twerk. BUT YANNO PRACTICE.)
Me in the shower: Gets paranoid about the bugs and murderes that could be hiding on the other side of my shower curtain and decides to get out.

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