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mickeyme333

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Last Seen: 12 May 2013 01:22pm

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  1. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 11:52am UTC
    A little bit about working at Hollister and A&F:
    -You have to be skinny
    - You have to be good-looking, otherwise you will be working in storage, where you are unseen or you wont get hired.
    - No nail polish. Only light pinks, or reds.
    - Sandals, or vans with no shoe strings. Doesn't matter what the weather outside is.
    -No colorful hair, no obvious fake hair. They like the All-American look.
    - No makeup. You may get away with little foundation.
    - The CEO wants to target only think, cool, good-looking people.
    - If you're Muslim and/or believe in wearing head wraps at all times, you won't get hired.
    When I looked it up I found it ridiculous and disgusting, I thought I should share it with you.

  2. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Chewing on a pen, then realizing it is a pen you borrowed.

  3. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    Once a hoodrat reaches sexual maturity, she will begin a mating dance called "Twerking".

  4. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2012 3:50pm UTC
    English = Hello.
    Spanish = Hola.
    French = Bonjour.
    Japanese = Konnichiwa.
    Chinese = Nî Hâo.
    Italian = Ciao.
    Me = Whats up, b/tch

  5. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 11:32am UTC
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  6. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Me: I really can't stay...
    Bed: But baby it's cold outside..

  7. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2012 12:36pm UTC
    Oops, my apologies!
    Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

  8. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2012 9:09pm UTC
    Shine bright like a diamond.
    We're beautiful like diamonds in the sky.

  9. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    October 19, 2012 11:21pm UTC
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  10. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2012 8:22pm UTC
    My alarm clock is obviously jealous
    of the relationship I have with my bed. ♥

  11. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    September 10, 2012 10:03pm UTC
    Songs played so many times on the radio we're forced to know the lyrics to:
    What Makes You Beautiful - One Direction
    Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jempsen
    We Are Young - FUN
    Where Have You Been All My Life - Rhianna
    Everybody Talks - Neon Trees
    Miss any?

  12. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2012 8:18am UTC
    I just realized how awkward the game "Twister" can get.

  13. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 7:52pm UTC
    That feeling of relief when you're not the only one who didn't do their homework.

  14. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    September 5, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Laugh often.
    Love much.
    Dream big.
    Live well.

  15. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2012 9:39am UTC
    I'm in love
    with the idea of love.

  16. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2012 9:38pm UTC
    That feeling when you first like someone.
    You can't even get the smile off your face.

  17. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2012 3:50am UTC
    Ain't no mountain high enough.
    Ain't no valley low enough.
    Ain't no river wide enough.
    To keep me from gettin' to you, baby.

  18. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 7:20pm UTC
    You have the right to
    remain silent.
    Anything you say will be misquoted & used against
    you.

  19. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 2:07am UTC
    Reality High School: 30 minutes of class; 5 minutes between.
    High School on TV: 5 minutes of class; 30 minutes between.

  20. mickeyme333 mickeyme333
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    Show enough to show you're a girl,
    but cover enough to show you're a lady.

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