What they think...
Mom: OMG. My daughter actually went outside
today! Just to get the mail of course...
Dad: *makes stupid Dad joke*
Girls at school: OMG I have sooooo many friends!
And my parents are rich and my boyfriend buys me flowers everyday
and I'm so freakin' perfect!
Cats: why are there so many quotes about us
And then there's us.
Us: *sees someone* peasant.
Us: *sees sunlight* *hisses*
Us: wittywittywittywittywittywittywittywitty