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Mom: OMG. My daughter actually went outside today! Just to get the mail of course...

Dad: *makes stupid Dad joke*

Girls at school: OMG I have sooooo many friends! And my parents are rich and my boyfriend buys me flowers everyday and I'm so freakin' perfect!

Cats: why are there so many quotes about us

And then there's us.

Us: *sees someone* peasant.
Us: *sees sunlight* *hisses*
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What they think... Mom: OMG. My daughter actually went outside

241 faves · Oct 9, 2012 6:39pm

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