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My Theology Class

Theology Teacer: Okay class lets review from yesterday. What are the big three?
Friend: *raises hand* One is dont get a tattoo. Two is dont go to the beach house after prom. And three is dont move in with a guy before you get married.
Theology Teacher: Good. Okay thats enough for today. Let's play hangman.

True Story

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