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Friend: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, keep you on my arm girl you'd never be alone....
Me: Shut up.
Friend: ....
Me (when I get home from school): I would be a gentlemen anything you want, if I was your boyfriend.
Mum: Shut up.
Me: ...
Mum (ironing): Swag, swag, swag.
Dad: Shut up.
Mum: ....
Dad (shaving): I'd like to be everything you want...
Brother: Shut up.
Dad:...
Brother (peeing): Hey girl! Let me talk to you.
Cat: OHMG.

Boyfriend- Justin Bieber

Beware. It's contatgious.

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-_- Friend: If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go,

129 faves · 1 comments · Sep 17, 2012 11:10am

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DanikaLee123 · 1 decade ago
now it's in my head!
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