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madd16

1. madd16
   posted a quote
   July 31, 2012 5:00pm UTC
   My favorite color is purple
   I can't eat corn when it's on the cob
   My friend eats bananas
   The person who gave birth to me is my mom, not my mother
   Geese is the plural of goose
   
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2. madd16
   posted a quote
   March 1, 2012 4:54pm UTC
   Friend: He wrote this song to be in twilight
   Me: This song could never be in twilight
   Friend: How do you know?
   Me: Because twilight is all; I'm gonna bite you I'm a vampire. I'm gonna eat you I'm a werewolf!
   
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3. madd16
   posted a quote
   January 31, 2012 8:17am UTC
   I thought walkie-talkies were made so you didn't have to walk to your friends to tell them something, right?
   THEN WHY ARE THEY WALKIE-TALKIES?
   
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4. madd16
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2012 5:24pm UTC
   Comment your fav. writer on Witty.
   If I follow them, i will follow you, If I dont follow them, I will.
   The writer has to be someone you follow!
   
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5. madd16
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2012 9:50am UTC
   the awkward moment when...
   You can't think of an awkward moment to write
   
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6. madd16
   posted a quote
   January 27, 2012 9:49pm UTC
   Plz comment ur fav. TV show!
   I wanna know what's good!:)
   
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7. madd16
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 4:21pm UTC
   A friend helps you when you fall,
   A best friend laughs, helps you up, and pushes you bach down
   
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8. madd16
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 3:52pm UTC
   Sometimes, it's nice to forgive people
   Other times....
   REVENGE ROCKS!
   
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9. madd16
   posted a quote
   January 21, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   If you can't see them, they can't see you.
   That doesn't mean if you close your eyes during hide and seek, that the seeker will never find you
   
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10. madd16
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 3:43pm UTC
    Don't cry because it's over,
    Smile because it happened!
    
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11. madd16
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Who else hates........
    when you finally fall asleep... and you have to wake up again
    
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12. madd16
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:51am UTC
    Who else hates..........
    That when you want something... you can't have it
    But, when you don't want something...you have to have it
    
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13. madd16
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:46am UTC
    Who else hates..........
    That when you want something... you can't have it
    But, when you don't want something...you have to have it
    
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14. madd16
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:12am UTC
    Who else hates.......
    When you finally fall asleep... and it's time to wake up again?
    
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15. madd16
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 10:02am UTC
    When life gives you 100 reasons to cry :(, show life that you have 1,000 reasons to smile:)!
    
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16. madd16
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2012 9:44am UTC
    Nobody is worth your tears, and the only one who is wont make you cry.
    
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