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The day before school:
Brain: School's starting! Body parts, ACTIVATE!
Immune System: Lets give her every virius known to mankind!
Ovaries: PEROID TIME!
Face: Lets break out.
Teeth: Lets get even more yellow!
Body: Lets gain 100 lbs!
Mouth: Lets giver her sores!
Ears: Also, Lets turn all infected!
Feet: get blisters!
Hands: Lets give her lots of hang nails.
Emotions: Lets have her cry over everything she sees!
Eyes: Lets make her see an awesome video that is 5 hours long but she can't watch it 'cause she has to get ready!
Mind: Lets have her hate everyone and everything!
Steve: Lets shut down witty for the rest of her day!
Everything: LETS RUIN HER DAY!!!!!
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The day before school: Brain: School's starting! Body parts,

93 faves · 3 comments · Sep 4, 2012 5:32pm

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wannabe · 1 decade ago
omfg. just died laughing because today was my first day and everything just totally happened. xD
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chubbiexbubblez · 1 decade ago
Like for real! I have a cold and my period, oh joy..
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beatles1over2012 · 1 decade ago
This post... It just described my whole life...
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