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*Sigh* i wish i was as tall as you.

Why? i wish i could be shorter!

Ugh plus you're blonde! i wish i was blonde.

Are you kidding? i would give anything to be brunette!

Brunette is so out. but you know what's in? straight hair! ugh i wish i had straight hair!

Straight hair is so boring! i wish I had curly hair like yours!

It's too hard to maintain! just like my boobs. ugh. i wish they were smaller so just once some guy wouldn't be staring.

you're kidding right? I wish i could get a little attention once in a while. A cups are no fun!

The grass is always greener on the other side

nmf

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Sigh i wish i was as tall as you. Why? i wish i could be shorter!

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