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OtherSideLooksGreener

1. OtherSideLooksGreener
   posted a quote
   October 16, 2012 7:36pm UTC
   I was feeling bad about never reading the
   Terms & Conditions.
   Then I realized it didn't matter because
   No contract is enforceable on a minor.
   #Team<18
   (mine, don't steal without permission)
   
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2. OtherSideLooksGreener
   posted a quote
   September 8, 2012 5:22pm UTC
   I hope that we feel this
   Feel this way forever
   You can plan a
   pretty picnic
   but you can't predict the
   w.e.a.t.h.e.r
   
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3. OtherSideLooksGreener
   posted a quote
   August 17, 2012 10:44pm UTC
   Merriam-Webster
   pho-bia \ˈfō-bē-ə\
   : an exaggerated usually inexplicable and illogical fear of a particular object, class of objects, or situation
   This is the reason I don't understand the word
   homophobia.
   I've never actually heard of anyone with an "exaggerated and inexpicable fear" of homosexuals or homosexuality. And if they did,
   that would be different.
   And people throw it around trying to sound smart or whatever
   whenever their opinion is challenged.
   Like if you don't agree with me, that's cool.
   But don't try to
   label me
   with a disorder I don't have...
   
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4. OtherSideLooksGreener
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 11:53pm UTC
   Has anyone else noticed that the font
   Impact
   is
   gone?
   
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5. OtherSideLooksGreener
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 11:44pm UTC
   Don't rememeber why you love me.
   Let me remind you.
   -Drake
   
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6. OtherSideLooksGreener
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 10:54pm UTC
   Love is evil.
   Spell is backwards, I'll show you.
   -Eminem
   
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7. OtherSideLooksGreener
   posted a quote
   August 15, 2012 6:38pm UTC
   Plot twist: Neville's actually the Chosen One.
   
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8. OtherSideLooksGreener
   posted a quote
   August 12, 2012 10:04pm UTC
   Our House
   in the middle of our street
   
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9. OtherSideLooksGreener
   posted a quote
   August 7, 2012 1:00pm UTC
   Now the both of us are
   colorblind
   'cause the other side looks greener
   
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10. OtherSideLooksGreener
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2012 11:54pm UTC
    Beez in the Trap Usain Bolt Version (lyrics by OtherSideLooksGreener) :
    Yohan Blake ain't swift
    Now he ain't saying nothing
    I'm still the fastest in
    100 meter running
    I beez on the track.
    Bee, beez on the track
    I beez on the track
    Bee, beez on the track.
    Man I been passed that
    That joker too
    Dude, your start was bad, now you'll surely lose
    Okay, speed up
    Give me some competition
    Might have to battle MYSELF
    Just to get competition
    I need to get recognition
    For the skills I exhibit
    If you wanna help me get it
    Watch the races I'm always winning
    Except the fact
    That I run the track
    If you wanna race me you'll know you'll be last
    Congrats Usain Bolt !!!
    
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11. OtherSideLooksGreener
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 7:05pm UTC
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12. OtherSideLooksGreener
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:45pm UTC
    If you're having boy problems
    I feel bad for you, hun.
    I got 99 problems but
    a dude ain't one!
    -99 Problems
    
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13. OtherSideLooksGreener
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 11:44pm UTC
    Support the Freedom of Speech
    Go to Chick-Fil-A
    tomorrow
    [[ 8 - 1 - 12 ]]
    
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14. OtherSideLooksGreener
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 11:39pm UTC
    She's a brick....
    house...
    
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15. OtherSideLooksGreener
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:19pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quotes #2
    Mrs. Weasley: I don't believe it! I don't believe it! Oh, Ron, how wonderful! A prefect! That's everyone in the family!
    George Weasley: What are Fred and I, next-door neighbours?
    
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16. OtherSideLooksGreener
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 9:15pm UTC
    Harry Potter Quotes #1
    Uncle Vernon: What were you doing under our window, boy?
    Harry Potter: Listening to the news.
    Uncle Vernon: Listening to the news! Again?
    Harry: Well, it changes every day, you see.
    
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17. OtherSideLooksGreener
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2012 5:50pm UTC
    Chick Fil-A Appreciation Day
    [ 8-1-12 ]
    
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18. OtherSideLooksGreener
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    I always wanted Luna and Neville to end up together
    <3
    
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19. OtherSideLooksGreener
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 10:52pm UTC
    me: *singing along* And that's what makes you beautiful!
    me: wait....
    me: SO if not knowing I'm beautiful makes me beautiful...
    me: Yet you're trying to make me see I'm beautiful.
    me: So if I see I'm beautiful I won't be beautiful anymore....?
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me:
    me: You set me up for failure -_-
    -ThisIsKingsleyB****'s youtube video
    
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20. OtherSideLooksGreener
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 10:38pm UTC
    The only girl you should try to be better than
    is the girl you were yesterday
    
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