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Girl from school:
Her: Hey. You have a lot of followers on witty.
Me: What?
Her: Yeah. I'm looking at your profile right now.
Me:
Her:
Me:
Her:
Me: Karate kicks her phone out of her hand.
Her:
Me:
Her:
Doctor: So, your leg just had a freak spasm attack and knocked this poor girl out..
Me: That's right doctor.
 
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Girl from school: Her: Hey. You have a lot of followers on witty.

498 faves · 5 comments · Aug 18, 2012 12:55pm

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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
Haha xD
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KIleygrlly123 · 1 decade ago
Hey Elmo, you don't even deserve to be on witty. (:
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NiallHoranAteMyHeart · 1 decade ago
VVV wtf is up with the elmo chick? lol anyways, did that actually happen or
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ElmoQuinn · 1 decade ago
oh and you can actually karate kick? I'm sure you did.
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ElmoQuinn · 1 decade ago
you don't deserve your followers
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