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Me: Hey Mom, can my friend sleep here for the night?
Mom: Sure, if you vacuum the whole house.
Me: *Calling My Friend*
Him: What did she say?
Me: She said no.
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Me: Hey Mom, can my friend sleep here for the night? Mom: Sure,

54 faves · 1 comments · Aug 4, 2012 11:22am

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ThatsSoMeee · 1 decade ago
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