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Me: Do you want fries with that? 
Me: Do you want fries with that? *american accent*
Me: Do you want fries with that? *British accent*
Mum:
Mum:
Dad:
What are you doing?
Me: Im practicing for when i have to work in McDonalds after i fail school and am forced to live in a cardboard box...
Dad: Where did we go wrong with you?
Mum: maybe something to do with dropping her as a baby
Me: What
Dad:
Dad: What

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