Home Alone:
Me:
People always say that when they're home alone they blast
music and sing along is it bad that I just sit here and eat
everything in my kitchen.
Me:
oh well im gonna eat everything any way
Me:
haha i should lose some weight
Me:
lol jk I love food way too much
Me: OMG what if i could fly, that would be fun
and then i could drop things on people i dont like, BAM! How
did you like that brick on your head b*tch?!
Me:
haha who am i kidding thts never gonna happen or will
it?
Me:
man that would be fun and then no one would ever be able to
catch me
Me:
RIGHT NEMO! (my dog) NEMO! NEMO YOU KNOW I'M AN AMAZING
OWNER
Me: ARE YOU
ALIVE!? ohh no dont die nemo you're my bffl, oh whew your
just sleeping that was a close one.
Me: I wonder what the neighbors think of
me?
Me: probably that
they"re so lucky to live next door to such an amazing
person
Me: seems
legit.
Me: hey where did
my flowery shirt go hmm did it go to narnia without me
again!
Me: but i just got it, maybe if i sing it will
reappear HEY BOY YOU NEVER HAD MUCH GAME THOUGHT I NEEDED
TO UPGRADE, SO I WENT AND WALKED AWAY AY AY.
Me: i need to revaluate my
life.
thelastgirlyouwouldexpect · 9 years ago
seriously questioning if i was high while writing this
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