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7 faves · 21 comments · Jan 1, 1970 12:00am

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cChikk98 · 1 decade ago
A smart girl named Cassidy who is fourteen years old.
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RyansWitty · 1 decade ago
A red burrito that can do the dougie, aswell as rap. His name is Mario. He is mexican.He goes to taco bell to see his cousins and aunts. His uncle works at a mexican restaurant, and got murdered last night.



LOL? idk.
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BriBri27 · 1 decade ago
A monkey that speaks with an Irish accent and asks questions alot. She will be nAmed Zebo and will do confessions for a follow. She will be insane and crazy and funny and don't forget the crazy accent!!! Yea that's it :)
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sophiafio · 1 decade ago
A purple monkey ninja who likes to eat paper. He is very and loves to pee on cats. His favorite TV show is Dance Moms and is in love with JLo. His role model is LMFAO and he's 'Sexy and He Know's it'. His best friend is a pedophile squirrel named Carl. He is named Muhammad and is 96 years old. Earlier I mentioned he was a purple monkey ninja. His skills are quite unique and can turn people into crap. Yuppp, That's about it.
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cheezburger · 1 decade ago
His name is Keithiokio
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cheezburger · 1 decade ago
A Kung-fu/ Karate teacher, who is insanely annoying and always talks like he is teaching his students.
He has a blue and red and white and green and yellow and red and pink and purple- in other words, very colourful martial arts suit which has Nyan cat on it.
He has a girlfriend and she hates him but he thinks shes obsessed with him because "hes s3xy" (hes not :P)
He has no heart hes just an annoying who needs to get a life..
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MorganNicole02 · 1 decade ago
A teenage mutant turtle named jason. But sadly he's a loner turtle so he only has the power to make others fall in love, so all the other Teenage Murtan Turtles dont talk to him,
So he is and purple/white pokadot turtle that has the power of love..... He doesn't have many friends,but he really likes this girl Evie. He's insecure. Lonely. In depression. Gets used by many girls cuz he has the "Looks" but girls dont think he has the heart but he does <3 no girls realize it ;( BUT he has a witty brother/twin who helps him though it c;
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HinataUsagi · 1 decade ago
A secret ninja named Steve who has an obsession with unicorns. Steve works in an office an is what normal people would call boring what they dont know is that Steve fights crime and no one knows who the super hero is. Paul then decided to teach young people the ancient art of being a ninja and is known to his students as "sensei wu". Paul then fights crime with his little ninjas called wittians.:3
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ConfessionsOfAFailedSuicide · 1 decade ago
a bullied and neglected girl who has cutting and depression issues, but meets a boy to help her through it all and show everyone the better her.
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Eli22b · 1 decade ago
Person above me be "liveitup22"s and for further help. MAKE THEM HUMAN!
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liveitup22 · 1 decade ago
A handsome man that falls in love with his bestfriend, she turns him down and their friendship is ruined. He always loves her, and years later they meet again in college and fall in love all over again.
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coraarosee happy birthday! · 1 decade ago
A red walrus named denise, is the smallest walrus of her town, has a British accent, and is afraid of the sun.
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SocietyIsSlowlyKillingMe · 1 decade ago
A pink elephant named Sarah who gets teased by all the other elephants, till one day she stands up for herself. and peanuts get thrown at her from every direction. and then! she turns into a human! and she moves in to an apartment next to thte zoo so she can see her family. everyday. and then she marries the zooo keeper and ffeeds peanuts to her friends everyday
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Maddyhj · 1 decade ago
A little girl who is a gangster! Her name is Lyka. One day there is a zombie apocolypse and all the people that are left in the world are to big of pansys to do anything but hide. So the little girl calls up a team of One Direction. Ed Sheeran, Iron man, Olly Murs, Cher Lloyd, A banana, and a flying pig to attack all the zombies. The pig flys and rounds up all the zombies in the world and brings them to L.A. The pig hovers above them to where they they can't reach. Then Lyka paralyzes all the zombies while Iron man blows up their feet. Then One Direction, Ed Sheeran, Cher Lloyd, and Olly Murs all sing together and it's so beautiful that the zombies heads explode. Then you all share a banana.
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anorexia · 1 decade ago
An Anti-social spider with read hair who loves to dance, but hates being outside. She makes sweaters out of cotton swabs, and loves Lana Del Rae. She wants her Hair to be purple, like her brothers, but cant because her mom is an over protective snob who doesn't let her leave her room without wearing socks. She has nightmares where there's fire in her lungs and she wakes up every morning and has a craving for cheese and crackers. But she doesn't eat anything but dinner because her mom doesn't want her to get fat. Her brother is also terrible. He is 5 and try's to tickle her 8 feet when she sleeps. She has dreams to be a doctor in a mental institutional so she can give people the help her Grandfather never had.
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banana112233 · 1 decade ago
A young girl who live's in a rural town in Texas and dreams of living in NYC and be on broadway.
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duncann98 · 1 decade ago
A pig named Franklin who lives in a farm with his family. He is very happy until one day he gets shipped to an area with many more pigs, and then put in a trailer. When he gets to his final destination he is killed and turned into human food. He is now a slab of bacon.
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iloveyou713 · 1 decade ago
Eeyore from Winnie the Pooh
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ClatoTheStoryThatWasNeverTold · 1 decade ago
A little boy who can't talk because he's too scared to, and his family is all food so he's adopted but he doesn't care because one day he will become the best singer in the world, but he can't talk, so how can he do that!?
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SandraaMeow · 1 decade ago
a small town girl who's extremely shy but has amazing dance skills but she's too scared to show anyone.
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