A blind boy
and a girl are on their first date.
Girl: Hello, it's nice to meet you!
Boy: It's nice to meet you too :)
Your friend has been telling me all about how beautiful and
sweet you are, mind if I touch your face to get a better idea
of how you look?
Girl: Sure :)
Boy: *gropes her boob*
Boy: Woops sorry, I missed, my bad.
Girl: When you told me I was going on a
blind date, I didn't know you meant he was literally
blind!
Friend: What? That boy wasn't
bind.
Girl: ....
