Witty Profiles
337 faves · 157 comments · Jul 20, 2012 4:34pm
GeorgieBooLovesYou
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1 decade ago
OMG. I recognize this! I have the picture in my computer... Fck Hate shared it awhile ago on their Facebook page :)
Everyone whose getting angry, grow up and read it again. It's sarcasm.
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CrystalDreams
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1 decade ago
how can people NOT get this? it's freaking sarcasm!
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EGTheWriter
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1 decade ago
LOL I love this.
This is so obviously sarcasm, people.
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9yeres
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1 decade ago
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Breeze
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1 decade ago
People, it's sarcasm ALL THE WAY. It counters every single point.
1. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.
2. Hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3. People may want to marry their pets because animals hold a legal standing and can sign a marriage document.
4. many of the principles our country was founded on; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5. The sanctity of marriages like Kim Kardashians will be destroyed.
6. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people should not allowed to be married because our orphanages and adoption centers aren't full yet and the world needs more children.
7. straight parents only raise straight children.
8. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed upon the whole country. That's why there's only one religion in America.
9. Our society does not allow single parents to raise children.
10. We could never adapt to the new social norms. Just like how we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
ALL ARE FALSE!
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maddo143
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1 decade ago
To everyone yelling the maker of this quote, you should realize that divorce IS legal (hint #1), single parenting IS alowd (hint #2) and that this was all sarcasm, meaning that gay marriage won't affect any one of us negatively.
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randomcrayon12
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1 decade ago
This is seriously offensive. #1, if you say that gay parents will raise gay children, that's NOT TRUE! Straight parents have raised gay kids. HOW DO YOU THINK GAY PEOPLE WERE BROUGHT INTO THIS WORLD? & plus, gay parents would ACCEPT their kids being straight or gay.
I don't know if this is sarcasm & if it is, sorry for flipping out. But my first reaction to this was anger. I have noo clue if it's sarcasm, but if it is, i'm sorry for flipping out. Just thought i'd give you my opinion. Thanks for understanding, but i also find this offensive, sarcasm or not.
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winterswishingwell
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1 decade ago
of this isnt sarcasim i will hunt u down and hurt u
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NamesZane11
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1 decade ago
You guys do know this is considered a joke? Not ment to be taken offensive. Its sarcasm, im sure all of you use it.
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GetAtMyLevel
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1 decade ago
Umm, i appreciate your opinion, and everyone is entitled to one. Just i wish everyone would keep this off of public sites. It could hurt many peoples feelings.
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23no1mileyluva7
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1 decade ago
I find this really offensive to the people who don't believe in gay marriage. Thanks alot. Think about what you say before you say it
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dancerxo123
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1 decade ago
I got it after #7.. im smart
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Snowflakes113
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1 decade ago
Amen.
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moose98
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1 decade ago
this is sarcasm right? Becuase if it is I love it. Speaks alot for america.
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dreaming_of_a_happy_ending
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1 decade ago
Oooohhhhhh, I get it now(;
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beautifullycomplicated97
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1 decade ago
I ABSOLUTELY LOVE YOU. This is perfect.
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angelieslee
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1 decade ago
Lolol at some point I wanted to punch you in the face but oh now I get it hahah
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wotsapompadom
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1 decade ago
2 Not true, just saying... I know it's sarcasm.
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emilyanne2121
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1 decade ago
guys, its SARCASM
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Christopher Robin* · 1 decade ago
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It's sarcasm, calm down people. No need to take out your bad@ssery belts and use them for no reason.