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Woman: So I read an article,
Woman: Well I read part of an article online ...
me: Haha, I do that to.
Woman:. about how older people are becomming more and more anti-social.
me: WHAT NOT TRUE. My grandmother goes to church every sunday.
Woman: Soo, I was really aggresive with my parents about joining facebook.
me: Real smart lady.Online social networking sites avoid face-to-face interactions and can become pretty addictive thus not really creating any real relationships.
me:
me: But wait... theres Wiitty ......
me: nvm.
Woman: my parents are up to 19 friends now.... *mouths* So sad.
me: Conceited much.
Woman: I have 687 friends. This is living.
me: PROVE IT. THATS RIGHT TURN YOUR LAPTOP TOWARDS THE SCREEN SINCE YOU'RE SO POPULAR.
Woman: What that is not a real puppy.
Me: Stop avoiding the subject.
Woman: Thats too small to be a real puppy.
me:
me:
me: ......

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