When someone goes on a vacation and doesn't go on a website for a while:

Normal person: oh look, I missed quite a few things. Better update my status.

Most Wittians: OH MY GOSH! WITTY, I'M SO SORRY I EVER LEFT YOU, I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU EVER AGAIN, I SWEAR!!!!!!!!! IM SO HORRIBLE, YOURE THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET, I PROMISE TO BE FOREVER YOURS!!!!! I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN, IM SO FRIGGING SORRY I EVER LEFT YOU, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!! I KNOW IM NO LONGER A WORTHY WITTIAN BUT PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!! I MISSED YOU SO DAMN MUCH!!!!!!!! *starts crying*