My school dances are always very un-entertaining because its just us jumping up and down pretending we're super cool when we all we do is look stupid so this is what I'm going to do
There's this one boy at school
and no, this isn't a romance quote a swear
but yea, so I decided to nickname him Glen Coco
because I'm in that weird everything reminds me of Mean Girls stage
(period)
so tomorrow, at the school dance, I'm going to buy 7 glow sticks
and (p.s. i know its all in the wrong order but this is how I must to do it) I'm going to give two to a random girl like : Taylor Zimmermann, two for you.
Then I'll go to one of my friends and we'll have it scripted like:
Cady Heron? Do you have a Cady Heron here?
It's Cady
Oh, Cady, here you go, one for you
And then I'll turn to another friend and be like: And none for Gretchen Wieners bye
But before I get out, I'm going to scream really really really loudly
"OH WAIT! GLEN COCO? FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO YOU GO GLEN COCO!"
hand the guy the rest of the glow sticks and run out screaming like a madman
and that is how I plan on entertaining myself at the school dance.