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  1. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    That awkward moment
    when you realize people barely
    do any "awkward moment" quotes these days.

  2. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    when someone says
    that they love Maroon 5
    but they only know one member
    me :P

  3. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2012 4:09pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  4. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2012 2:21pm UTC
    What I thought Summer 2012 would be like:
    sleepovers, tanning all day, going out with friends, stuffing myself with ice cream, shopping, remaking myself, taking awesome pictures, sunshine, flip flops, beach every week, cute guys, water gun fights, bugging the neighbours, being awesome.
    What Summer 2012 really is:
    sleep till noon, witty, facebook, witty, twitter, witty, witty, witty, witty, stay up till 2 in the morning to watch old reruns while stuffing myself with chips, repeat process.

  5. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2012 6:41pm UTC
    The only reason most girls really really hate being a girl,
    is all because of those damn...
    Period Cramps

  6. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 5:43pm UTC
    Earlier Today,
    Micheal Phelps
    broke the record for most medals in Olympic history
    19 medals
    And I
    went a whole 3 hours without thinking about food
    Now, will someone please tell me
    Where's my medal?

  7. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Happy Birthday
    Harry Potter
    and thank you J.K Rowling...for creating a legacy

  8. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 4:04pm UTC
    The summer after I turned 11,
    I got the mail everyday, hoping for a letter from Hogwarts...

  9. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Remember
    the first time you tried on your mom's heels,
    and you strutted around, pretending to be followed by paparazzi.
    yeah.......that was embarrasing.

  10. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 5:51pm UTC
    Ex-boyfriend: You'll always regret breaking up with me!
    Me: Ya, sure
    Ex-boyfriend: I was the best boyfriend ever!
    Me: You keep telling yourself that
    Ex-boyfriend: You'll never find anyone like me ever again!
    Me: B*tch please, that's the point
    nmq...like I'd ever get a boyfriend :P

  11. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2012 5:29pm UTC
    I'm a cereal killer.
    Those c h o c o l a t e c h e e r i o s never know what hit them.

  12. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2012 4:54pm UTC
    When I was super hyper:
    Me: Did you know that in Paris the nutella jars are made of glass?
    Guy friend:....
    Me:.....
    Guy friend:...
    Me:...
    Guy friend: ....
    Me: Sugar is officially my weapon...
    he made me promise to never eat sugar again because after that, i told him I was going to marry Peter Pan.....
    p.s. i honestly don't care whether or not you like Nutella. The whole fight about it is just plain stupid...

  13. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    I just saw that new Witty Beta site...and I'm kind of scared of how much Witty's changing. I know I haven't been on that long, but i'd like to say that i miss how i felt when i saw the top quotes before. and people are right, there are still a lot of great quotes, and i just need to try harder to find them. but, it makes me sad to know not many other people are trying. and i know Witty hasn't changed, and its just that people leave and people come to this site everyday. im not blaming the new people either, i just kind of miss the witty that i use to see the first few times i came to this site.
    i guess all im trying to say is...i miss my witty...i'm scared its changing, even if there will be more cool features. i just wish i could take a snapshot of the quotes i used to see on top, and the format of the whole site.
    i really don't need comments, i just kind of wanted to get it out. but, thanks if you took time to read this. :)

  14. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2012 8:33pm UTC
    Am I the only one who goes to the bathroom during the middle of the night,
    and still sprints back to my bed after I flush, just incase I wake some monsters up?
    just me?

  15. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2012 5:39pm UTC
    When someone goes on a vacation and doesn't go on a website for a while:
    Normal person: oh look, I missed quite a few things. Better update my status.
    Most Wittians: OH MY GOSH! WITTY, I'M SO SORRY I EVER LEFT YOU, I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU EVER AGAIN, I SWEAR!!!!!!!!! IM SO HORRIBLE, YOURE THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET, I PROMISE TO BE FOREVER YOURS!!!!! I'LL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN, IM SO FRIGGING SORRY I EVER LEFT YOU, PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!! I KNOW IM NO LONGER A WORTHY WITTIAN BUT PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!! I MISSED YOU SO DAMN MUCH!!!!!!!! *starts crying*

  16. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    June 30, 2012 8:55pm UTC
    Sister: yeah it is!
    Me: no it isnt!
    Mom: ...
    Dad: It goes like this *writes something down*
    Me: No! it goes like this! *changes what Dad wrote*
    Mom: ...
    Cat: *meow*
    Me: No, no, no! you meow like this!
    Mom: ...
    Mom: ...
    Me: ...
    Mom: ...
    Me: ...
    Mom: ...You argue too much.
    Me: ...What? No I don't!!!!!

  17. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2012 10:23pm UTC
    my friend wrote this in a cute guy's yearbook:
    Your face. I like that sh*t.
    -anonymous

  18. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    I am
    confused,
    frustrated
    the only person who knew my secret left
    alone
    scared
    screaming to people who won't listen,
    and Witty can't help because everyone is too busy fighting about whether or not there should be quotes about
    One freaking Direction
    I love this band, but we cannot let them tear us apart...

  19. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2012 4:33pm UTC
    Voldemophobia:
    The fear of no noses
    nmq

  20. smilexlaughxlove smilexlaughxlove
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2012 4:15pm UTC
    Everytime I see they "What Makes You Beautiful" music video,
    it's like they're stealing my heart,
    all over again
    p.s. don't hate just cuz its 1D. and just for the record, im not the kind of fan that is creepy obsessed over them and wants to marry them. no. i find that ridiculous. i am, however, a directioner, therefore, i am
    dedicated.

:)

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