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  1. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  2. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 4:05pm UTC
    Can’t you tell
    I’m in love with you?
    I’ve loved you every minute of every day of every month
    that I’ve known you.
    It’s like no matter how hard I try to get you
    out of my head, it’s no good.
    Do you have any idea how much I want to grab your face
    and kiss you on your God damned mouth?
    I do, I do, I do.
    I want to visit bookshops and music stores
    and coffeee shops with you.
    I want to talk to you every second of the day.
    I want to watch movies with you and cuddle and cook for you.
    I want to tell you how perfect you are.
    I want to let you know how I feel.

  3. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 4:13pm UTC
    I hate the feeling you get
    before you cry.
    You can see the tears starting to form in your eyes.
    Your throat gets that sore throat feeling.
    You have to control your breathing.
    Your cheeks start to get a little pink.
    At that point, you have to decide whether or not you should cry.
    Because once a person asks what’s wrong,
    you know the tears are going to start flowing
    and there’s no way to stop it from happening...

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2012 4:18pm UTC
    Find someone.
    Find someone who isn’t afraid to admit
    that they miss you.
    Someone who knows that you’re not perfect,
    but treats you as if you are.
    Someone who’s biggest fear is losing you.
    One who gives their heart completely.
    Someone who says I love you and means it.
    Last but not least,
    find someone who wouldn’t mind
    waking up with you in the morning,
    seeing you in wrinkles and your gray hair,
    but still falls for you all over again...

  5. imthatkid imthatkid
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 3:39pm UTC
    *Favorite Tv Show mentions the state you live in*
    You: HOLYSHIT I LIVE THERE!!!!

  6. iloveyou731 iloveyou731
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2012 4:00pm UTC
    That feeling when your just so depressed/annoyed,
    Your lying on your bed, or the floor, your eyes wide open tears spilling down your face, your shaking with your fists clenched and you want so bad for it to leave.
    I havent felt like that for a long time, and i f//king hate it.

  7. hockeyjones17 hockeyjones17
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 8:16pm UTC
    Hey, do me a favor?
    Press the ♥ button,
    Then press ctrl W,
    and laugh.
    not my format.

  8. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 9:10pm UTC
    because memories fall apart, too,
    and then you're left with nothing.
    NOT EVEN WITH A GHOST,
    but with its shadow.


  9. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  10. lollipopx3 lollipopx3
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 10:59pm UTC
    accidentally
    Chapter 15
    I stared down at the outfit Lacey chose for me the night before Valentine's Day.
    "Warm and comfortable." I kept reminding her as she pulled our fitted dresses from my wardrobe.
    She rolled her eyes everytime I told her so.
    But at the end of the night, after hours of rading my closet, Lacey chose the perfect outfit for my date with Evan.
    A pair of fitted jeggings that weren't uncomfortable to walk in, and plain white tank top under a navy blue cardigan.
    Was it too plain and boring for a Valentine's Day date?
    Should I've worn something pink or red?
    I bit my lip insecurely, as I reached over my bathroom counter for the curling iron.
    Maybe curling my hair would spice up my outfit.
    I began to curl my hair, noticing that I've never been so nervous about what I wear up until this day.
    I cursed under my breath.
    Evan, what the hell are you doing to me?
    The doorbell suddenly rang, startling me.
    My hand shook, making the hot curler burn my neck as I finished my last curl.
    "Crap." I hissed. "I'm coming!"
    I turned the curler off, as I tried to cover up my burn with makeup that Lacey let me borrow.
    Even after caking the burn with makeup, it was still blotchy and noticable.
    At least I looked nice, I thought to myself.
    I suddenly remembered that I had a boy waiting on my front steps, as I sprinted down the stairs.
    I flung the door open, giving Evan an apologetic smile.
    I felt all jittery when I noticed the bouquet of red and pink roses in his hands.
    I bit my lower lip, wondering why the heck I was so jumpy.
    "Sorry about the wait, I had this thing with the curler, and I kind of-"
    "You look beautiful." Evan spat out, a small tint of pink forming over his cheeks.
    Seeing him blush only made me blush.
    "T-Thanks." I stuttered, as he handed me the roses.
    Evan chuckled, taking my hand. "Come on."
    I followed Evan in his car, putting the flowers in the back.
    He began to drive, as I licked my lips, forgetting that I put on lip balm.
    "You don't have to take me out to any fancy restaurant, by the way. It's probably packed since it's Valentine's Day and all, so I'm fine with fast food or anything-"
    Evan grinned, glancing over to me.
    "I've never seen you this jittery. You can hardly sit still." Evan commented.
    I noticed that I was squirming in my seat, as I blushed.
    Was I actually nervous about going on a date with Evan?
    "Right." I breathed. "Sorry about that."
    "Don't be sorry." Evan muttered, a distant look in his eyes. "I think it's cute."
    I bit my lower lip from smiling, as I stared out the window.
    "We're here." Evan said.

  11. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:57am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #15
    A dragonfly has a lifespan of about 24 hours.
    sing4themoment's format
    DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT OR
    i'LL EAT YOU
    /twitter/

  12. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #14
    Hawaii is moving closer to Japan at a rate of 4 inches every year
    sing4themoment's format
    DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT OR
    i'LL EAT YOU
    /twitter/

  13. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:52am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #13
    At the their closest point, the United States & Russia are only 2.5 miles apart
    sing4themoment's format
    DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT OR
    i'LL EAT YOU
    /twitter/

  14. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:50am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #12
    There are more people on Facebook, than there were people on the planet 200 years ago
    sing4themoment's format
    DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT OR
    i'LL EAT YOU
    /twitter/

  15. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:47am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #11
    The Danish word for cond*m is 'svangerskabsforebyggendemiddel'
    sing4themoment's format
    DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT OR
    i'LL EAT YOU
    /twitter/

  16. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:42am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #10
    Olympic gold medals are actually 92.5% silver
    sing4themoment's format
    DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT OR
    i'LL EAT YOU
    /twitter/

  17. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:39am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #9
    Britney Spears has used the names "Ms.Abra Cadabra" &
    "Alotta Warmheart" to check into hotels without being recognied.
    sing4themoment's format
    DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT OR
    i'LL EAT YOU
    /twitter/

  18. sing4themoment sing4themoment
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2012 10:36am UTC
    Things You'll Never Need To Know #8
    Muhammad is the most common first name in the entire world
    sing4themoment's format
    DO NOT REMOVE CREDIT OR
    i'LL EAT YOU
    /twitter/

  19. weirdisbeautiful23 weirdisbeautiful23
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2012 6:44am UTC
    Wouldn't it be awkward if Taylor Swift and her ex got back together.. <3


  20. posted a quote
    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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