Sheldon Cooper Quotes #4

Leonard: i still don't know why you left
Sheldon: i cant tell you
Leonard: why not?
Sheldon: i promised penny
Leonard: promised penny what?
Sheldon: that i wouldn't tell you the secret...SSHHHH
Leonard: what secret tell me the secret
Sheldon: mom smokes in the car...Jesus is ok with it but we cant tell dad
Leonard: not that secret the other secret
Sheldon: IM BATMAN SHHHHHH!!!!!!