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Mom: I wish i was as pretty as you when i was your age!

Parents friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?

Grandparents: Look at out beautiful granddaughter, how many hearts have you broken this week?

School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesnt bite.

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Mom: I wish i was as pretty as you when i was your age! Parents

22 faves · 3 comments · Jul 7, 2012 9:29pm

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shann42800 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha @Charm_Bracelet , thats a good one!! lol and @purplehaze , i know right?! samee!! lol
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purplehaze · 1 decade ago
LOLLL my life story
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Charm_Bracelet082 · 1 decade ago
School: There is the whale! Don't look at it and maybe it will go away!

xD Yours was better
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