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Teacher: If you have ten pies and someone asks you for one, how many do you-?
Me: Ten.
Me: I don't share food.
Teacher: Ok and if someone steals a pie from you, what do you have?
Me: Ten pies and a dead body



 
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Teacher: If you have ten pies and someone asks you for one, how

246 faves · 2 comments · Jun 25, 2012 8:50pm

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Peanut83 · 1 decade ago
hehe
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pinkteddy · 1 decade ago
haha read this and started laughing like an idiot
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