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Deathbycookiemonsta

1. Deathbycookiemonsta
   posted a quote
   June 4, 2013 3:45pm UTC
   *My little sister walked into my room and laid on her
   back while furiously kicking her legs in the air*
   Me: Katie, what are you doing?
   Katie: Jogging on my back........Duh!!
   ------- Basically a four year old's version of Fat Amy's horizontal running
   
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2. Deathbycookiemonsta
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2013 9:22pm UTC
   Mom: Erica has friends that I have never met before
   Rob: Yeah they're called imaginary
   Me: -_-
   Lesson learned- make new friends
   
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3. Deathbycookiemonsta
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2013 9:01pm UTC
   Phosphene:The colorful lights you see when you close your eyes and rub them.
   I thought this was pretty cool to know ;)
   
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4. Deathbycookiemonsta
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2013 8:39pm UTC
   ∞
   The infinity symbol is actually called a lemniscate because a lemniscate refers to anything that is a figure eight.
   
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5. Deathbycookiemonsta
   posted a quote
   May 3, 2013 8:58pm UTC
   Today I watched all the color and happiness fade
   from one of my best friends eyes
   I could see the pain was breaking her
   I had no idea why she was upset so I came up
   to her and hugged her I said , "I'm sorry," and I
   stared into her grey eyes that were dim from her
   weeping and continued, "if the pain doesn't go away
   I will always be here to heal yor wounds"
   
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6. Deathbycookiemonsta
   posted a quote
   April 18, 2013 9:23pm UTC
   I have one guy that I secretly adore and every time I see him
   it feels like im being stabbed in the gut but I always manage
   to smile.
   ♥
   
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7. Deathbycookiemonsta
   posted a quote
   February 25, 2013 8:21pm UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   No matter how hot it is I will wear a blanket
   while I'm sleeping even if I am drowning in my own sweat.
   
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8. Deathbycookiemonsta
   posted a quote
   February 13, 2013 8:53pm UTC
   By reading this I have control
   of you mind for 15 seconds kind of scary isn't it?
   
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9. Deathbycookiemonsta
   posted a quote
   January 29, 2013 9:11pm UTC
   Girl at my school: "OH MY GOD! Did you hear a band called The Fray stole the title of Justin Bieber's song!"
   Me: "IF I EVER HERE YOU SAY The Fray COPIED Justin Bieber's SONG Never Say Never I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE FORCE YOU TO WATCH YOUR FAMILY AND YOUR LATEST BOYFRIEND BE MURDERED AND RIP OUT YOUR TEETH SO YOU CAN NEVER DIS ON THE BEST BAND IT THE WORLD!".....ok...ok
   
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10. Deathbycookiemonsta
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:36pm UTC
    Sleep is the bodies way of
    telling other people to
    go away
    ~ the lorax
    
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11. Deathbycookiemonsta
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2012 5:49pm UTC
    On the first day of school
    the boy who's locker is next to mine hit me in the head with his locker door, so he gave me a piece of candy instead of saying sorry.
    
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12. Deathbycookiemonsta
    posted a quote
    June 24, 2012 11:37pm UTC
    ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
    Pretty is a gift,
    Beauty is what you do with it.
    ♥
    stay beautiful
    ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░
    Format; @Keep_Your_Head_High_the_Sun_Will_Shine
    
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13. Deathbycookiemonsta
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    The base of all pane, the creation
    of ogres, the source of all that is
    evil in this world, is lack of love, it
    drives people to hate themselves,
    so show you love them so they won't
    tear themself apart <3
    Format by Cookiedoughformats
    
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14. Deathbycookiemonsta
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    people say if someone looks straight into your eyes they can see your soul so i always look at his
    ♥
    
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15. Deathbycookiemonsta
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2012 6:20pm UTC
    His heart cracked, knowing her rage wasn't really at him, but at herself~ The Deep Blue Sea For Beginners
    
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16. Deathbycookiemonsta
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- sk8ter_gurl_17
    My sister faved my quote before
    realizing it was mine
    ♥
    i love her
    
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17. Deathbycookiemonsta
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2012 4:01pm UTC
    You are braver then you believe,
    stronger then you seem,
    And smarter then you think
    ♥
    Format by Sandrasaurus
    
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18. Deathbycookiemonsta
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2012 10:29pm UTC
    He allowed me to get over him......i asked him why he loved me and wants me to take him back, and to list every reason.
    The list was: you're hot
    (Thanks for makeing me realize i dont love you and you're a horrible, heartbraking, boy who only liked me for my looks after i changed them)
    i deleted his number and told him to get out of my life and now i can live free of him<3
    
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19. Deathbycookiemonsta
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:59pm UTC
    in a world where you can be anything
    BE YOURSELF
    
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20. Deathbycookiemonsta
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2012 8:53pm UTC
    you are braver then you believe
    stronger then you seem
    and smarter then you think
    
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