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So today I was walking outta the grocery store, when I saw the beautiful butterfly.
It was White with black spots.
I thought my mom was behind me so I was like "MOM! LOOK AT THIS COOL BUTTERFLY! ISN'T IT SO CUTE?!"
Turns out it wasn't my mom who I was talking to.
It was an older man.
Yeah,
THAT WAS A BIT AWKWARD...
true story.