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Sarcastic stuff I'v said #1

Slutty girl: "This shirt is so tight and low. Even though I love it...sometimes I wish I could just take it off."

Me: "Well then why don't you slip into something more comfortable? ...Like a coma?"


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Sarcastic stuff I'v said #1 Slutty girl: "This shirt

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