ihearttoast

Status: Lauren Conrad is my IDOL!!

Member Since: 14 Jun 2012 06:42pm

Last Seen: 11 Apr 2013 08:16pm

Location: The Big Apple

Gender: F

user id: 308664

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Hey! I'll just tell you a little about myself...'kay? Cool. My name happens to be Nikki (unfortunately). Oh, and just to let you all know, I find Dylan O'Brien extremely adorable, he's also known as Stiles from Teen Wolf (go look him up, he's great). I love those rainy days where you can cuddle up on the couch and read a good novel. My favorite book is The Thing About the Truth by Lauren Barnholdt. My favorite movies are, Leap Year, The Hangover, 21 Jump Street, This Means War, The Guardian, Definitely Maybe, and many more...I'm a movie fanatic. My favorite TV shows are, The Hills, ('cause Lauren Conrad is my idol and Brody Jenner is freaking hot), Criminal Minds, Teen Wolf, Pretty Little Liars, Hollywood Heights, and White Collar (Matt Bomer is gorgeous). My passion is horseback riding (English, not Western). I listen to The Fray, The Click Five, Lifehouse, Jimmy Eat World, Maroon 5, Taylor Swift, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, etc. In the future, I plan to attend Yale University and eventually become a pediatric oncologist, a medical doctor who specializes in the treatment of cancer in children. So by now I'm wondering if I'm worthy of Witty...haha, Marissa, I just used legitimate alliteration! Haha, good times! Well, peace out girl scout (for now...).

Oh, and just so everyone knows...my username doesn't mean that "I heart toast." It's actually the name of a funny character from an old Mary Kate and Ashley movie that I watched when I was a kid...

ihearttoast
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 2:04pm UTC

When I'm bored, no one texts me.
When I'm busy, BAM, still no one texts me.

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ihearttoast
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 2:00pm UTC

Watching a horror movie and thinking:
"No, don't kill him, he's HOT!!"

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ihearttoast
posted a quote
January 6, 2013 1:57pm UTC

Oh, that's a little too harsh...let me put "lol" at the end of it

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posted a quote
January 6, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Jack: Where to, miss?
Rose: To the stars.

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posted a quote
August 15, 2012 9:18pm UTC

"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."

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ihearttoast
posted a quote
August 12, 2012 7:32pm UTC

Nerd?
I prefer the term, "intellectual bad a*s"

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posted a quote
August 10, 2012 1:32pm UTC

We both know I don't follow current events...
I mean, they just keep changing.

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ihearttoast
posted a quote
August 10, 2012 1:23pm UTC

You don't go looking for honey when
the bees are in the hive.

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posted a quote
August 10, 2012 1:19pm UTC

The fact that you think you're smart just confirms to me how stupid you are.

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posted a quote
August 6, 2012 12:50pm UTC

"Don't ever cry over someone who wouldn't cry over you."
-Lauren Conrad

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ihearttoast
posted a quote
August 5, 2012 10:19pm UTC

How about a nice big cup of shut the f*ck up?

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posted a quote
July 19, 2012 6:40pm UTC

So, one vacation, my family (mom, brother, sister, cousin, and extended family) and I went to Florida. We had rented a silver minivan. And one night, we were coming out of a restaurant, and we all got into our minivan, except for my sister. She was far behind (God knows what the heck she was doing). And right next to us, there was an identical minivan. So, as smart as my sister is, she entered the other minivan... with a whole other family in it! Oh, my dear sister, your face was priceless...

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posted a quote
July 19, 2012 6:36pm UTC

*at the dinner table*
Little Brother: Mommy, I'm done with my dinner. Can I eat a donut?
Mom: ...
Older Brother: Oh, the important things in life...

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posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:16pm UTC

Whose job is it?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.
There was an important job to be done, and Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody would have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
These four "people" live at my house, do they live at your's, too?

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July 18, 2012 10:09pm UTC

Scott: What did you tell her?
Allison: That we were part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Stiles: I am part of an online gaming community that battles mythical creatures.
Allison: Oh. Great.

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July 18, 2012 10:06pm UTC

Spencer: Just be careful... and wear sensible shoes.
Hanna: I wear three inches or nothing.

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posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:04pm UTC

Don't get too comfortable...
it's not over until I say it is.
nmq

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posted a quote
July 18, 2012 10:01pm UTC

These days on Witty,
it's almost funny what people can get away with as a Top Quote.

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ihearttoast
posted a quote
July 18, 2012 8:11pm UTC

New definition of "YOLO": You Obviously Love OneDirection