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Image and video hosting by TinyPic My name is Tatolony but most people just call me Chris.
I'm 4'11 and 16 years llama. (Not young, not old, there fore llama)
I'm a punk.
I'm very liberal.
I'v dyed my hair more times than you've been bored in class.
I'm in a band with my boys :)
I believe in gay rights, female rights, animal rights, etc.
I listen to music that has meaning.
Go ahead and hate me for this but I hate Justin Bieber and even though they are cute, One Direction is just not my thing.
I believe that society is messed up but we are partially responsible and we should take responsibility
I do have a boyfriend but I'm not clingy to him.
I'm extremely independant.
I am against government corruption.
I'm against racism and discrimination.
I'm against minipulation.
Don't try to control me.
I'm actually very intellegent.
Already graduated high school and I'm omw to college.
I'm an artist.
I'm eccentric, different, honest, I speak my mind, and I don't care what you have to say about me.
If I'm right, I will make sure you know.
I have been in karate and Mixed Martial Arts since I was  5.
I also am a 7 time world champion.
Anything else? Just ask.




 
  1. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 24, 2012 4:36pm UTC
    I wore red saftey goggles and knee socks around him
    and he still told me I was beautiful :3

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    June 24, 2012 4:24pm UTC
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  3. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 21, 2012 1:49pm UTC
    Rockstar
    Chapter 2
    "I...I'm sorry Aaron..."
    I nodded and grabbed my keys off the counter. "It's alright" I assured him, but I wasn't so sure of myself. I grabbed my messenger bag and all of my belongings and slowly sauntered out the door. "Wait!" I turned around to see David running after me. "I'm going to go with her. She is my friend."
    As the words left his mouth I could see the confidence in them. It made me crack a grin. I walked out the door and hopped into my car. David got into the car and looked at me with huge eyes. "Drive! Drive now!" I looked out and saw Serena rushing towards the car. I pulled out and peeled out of there.
    I drove all the way across town to the park. When we parked I looked over to David and we both busted out laughing. "Did you see her face?!" He was laughing way to hard to even say anything. I slowly got out of the car recovering from laughing so hard and opened the trunk. I pulled out my guitar and swung it over my back. David followed after me and found a spot in the shades of the trees. We plopped down and I started playing my guitar and he started singing.
    "Merrily we fall out of line, out of line. I'd fall anywhere, I'm by your side. Swinging in the rain humming melodies. We're not going anywhere until we freeze. I'm not afraid anymore, I'm not afraid. Forever is a long time. But I wouldn't mind spending it by your side."
    I looked up and smiled. "Would you want to go get ice cream," asked David in such a sophisticated voice. I smiled and nodded. I swung my guitar around my back and held his hand. We slowly walked over to where they were selling ice cream. I told the guy that I wanted vanilla and David ordered bubblegum. "Where do you want to go sit?"
    I shrugged and he grabbed my hand. He led me over to where the swings were and sat down.
    "So why were you really dating Serena," I asked between bites. I knew it was a touchy subject but...I just had to know.
    There was a long pause. Seconds seemed like millenniums.
    "Her uncle could make me famous" he finally blurted out. "Who is her uncle?" He looked at me and sighed. "A multi-billionare who got that way by selling records and recruiting famous music artists." I nodded and folded my hands around my ice cream cup. "Ian Tublathe" he continued. My eyes went wider than my skull. "IAN?! He is that b*tch's uncle?!" He smiled and nodded.
    "Yea yea I know." I sat back and took a deep breathe. Ian has made everyone he signed platinum record singers, Award winners, top chart artists! I pulled my red hair back into a messy bun and cracked my knuckles. "Well...I think you should go apologize to her then. Obviously she will always hate me, now and forever, but it can't be too late for you" I assured him. He just shook his head. "I don't want to go back. Bros over hoes remember?" As he asked that he held up his pinky and smiled.
    I wraped my pinky around his and we bit our thumbs.
    Everything was perfect...
    "DAAAAAVIIIIIIIIDDDDDD!"
    Damn

  4. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 21, 2012 1:29pm UTC
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  5. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 19, 2012 3:06pm UTC
    ^
    This is a pie chart for procrastination
    nmf

  6. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 19, 2012 12:24pm UTC
    Don't be jealous if someone is with your ex
    Mom always did say to give your used toys to the less unfortunate

  7. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 18, 2012 4:20pm UTC
    I noticed something
    Witty does not have spammers or hackers
    Thank you, Steve <3

  8. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 17, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    16 and Disturbed
    Chapter 11
    "Sooo let me get this straight...you're pregnant?!" squealed my mother.
    I nodded and patted my belly.
    "Where is the father?!"
    This took me a minute.
    There was a pause and then I sighed. "Jail."
    Her eyes were bigger than her head. "Oh...."
    "Yet another thing we share in common" I joked "Both of our 'men' are in jail. And get this in the same cell!"
    I already explained to my mom how I got pregnant.
    My mom looked at my stomach and said in a very motherly voice, "This is going to be tough..."
    I nodded. "I know. It's just that-"
    "CHRISTINA!"
    My name pierced the air in a voice that I knew it just had to be...
    "Ohey Shaun!" I smiled.
    'One of my friends' I mouthed to my mom.
    "So how is your baby?!" he squealed.
    My mom smiled and said "Oh well he/she is alive and you will see him/her in nine months!"
    Shaun smiled and sat with me.
    "So uh Chris...can we get a drink or something?"
    My mom patted me hand and mouthed for me to go.
    I love her.
    ~9 months later~
    I had a boy and Shaun was my boyfriend of 8 months now.
    We named the baby Damien.
    My mom took full custody of me and she is now working on sending me off to college.
    Aiden was mysteriously...uh...disapeared? Yea let's go with that.
    I was doing just fine now that everything was settled.
    I couldn't ask for a better life. :)
    ALRIGHT! Sowwie that this was really really really really rushed @_@
    I just have this feeling that the story plot was turning into a big drama filled thingy.
    Plus it seemed as if EVERYONE was loosing interest.
    Fine by me :D
    xD go on and check out my new story "Rockstar" I think this one will be a little better ;)

  9. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 17, 2012 12:14pm UTC
    My neighbors listen to the best music
    whether they want to or not

  10. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 17, 2012 12:04am UTC
    Sarcastic stuff I'v said #1
    Slutty girl: "This shirt is so tight and low. Even though I love it...sometimes I wish I could just take it off."
    Me: "Well then why don't you slip into something more comfortable? ...Like a coma?"
    nmf

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    June 16, 2012 10:51pm UTC
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    June 16, 2012 10:20pm UTC
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  13. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 16, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    16 and Disturbed
    Chapter 9
    ~Chris's POV~
    I ran across a green field filled with flowers and my curly pigtails bouncing everywhere.
    I was eight again and I was in my happy place.
    The clouds were fluffy and the sky was a crystal blue.
    Everything was perfect...
    Then my Dad appeared.
    "Hello sweetheart." he smiled.
    "Daddy?!"
    I ran up to him and hugged him.
    Then everything around us was black.
    I looked up and saw my dad's head, but with a face of a demon.
    Razor sharp teeth and black eyes.
    Blood began to splatter onto his face.
    I looked down to see my mother lying motionless...dead on the floor.
    "You're next!" he hissed in a voice that wasn't human.
    Aiden came from behind him and grabbed me.
    His face almost identical to my Dad's.
    "Hello Chris." His hiss slithering into my ear.
    He pointed a gun to my head.
    His finger snaked onto the trigger.
    "3...2...1..."
    *BANG*
    I bolted right up. Where was I?
    At home...in bed...
    I was safe.
    I cradled the picture of my mother close to my chest and cried.
    "Mom. Please help me."
    My aunt knocked on my door and poked her head in. "Can we talk?"
    I nodded, still crying, but didn't move.
    She sat on the edge of my bed and ran her fingers through my hair.
    "I know it's tough. I also know that you saw your Dad at the jailhouse."
    I looked up to her confused and she let out a small chuckle.
    "You left your things in the cab driver's car and he followed you to the house to drop off your bags. Then he kinda told me what happened."
    I went back to my original position and squeezed the frame that held my best memory...but also the memory that haunts me the most.
    "You know eight years ago when I took you into my home...I sort of knew that this would happen."
    I sat there listening but remained silent.
    "I also knew that you would never be my happy go-lucky neice anymore."
    I nodded.
    "Here." She slid a piece of paper towards me and I snatched it up.
    On it was a phone number.
    "Whose number is this? One of your clients?" I snapped
    She let out a small smile.
    "Not exactly." She slid her cell phone towards me and stood up. "Go ahead and call it. I bet it would answer alot of your questions."
    She left out the door and closed the door slowly.
    I stared at her phone and the phone number, contimplating on whether or not I should answer it.
    I over-thought this for two hours before I finally picked up the phone and dialed the number.
    It rang once....twice...three times...
    Who was on the other end?
    Just then a woman's voice answered.
    "Hello, you reached Marissa's office how may I help you?" the woman beamed cheerfully.
    Her voice sounded so...familiar somehow.
    Like I'v heard it before.
    Then it hit me.
    Those nights of crying and hearing her voice sing to me, falling off my bike and hearing her voice encourage me to try again, her cheerful boasts she made when we played sports...
    I knew this voice all too well...
    "Mom?"

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    June 16, 2012 5:27pm UTC
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  15. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 16, 2012 1:58pm UTC
    ALRIGHT HERE.
    This will put an end to the YOLO crap.
    Do you really want to know who started it? Suicide Silence.
    AND YES they did. Most people just said it was Drake and no one really bothered to look it up.
    Suicicde silence is a "screamo" band and no one really likes them unless you like that type of music.
    Want proof? Here:
    Suicide Silence - You Only Live Once Lyrics (HD) - YouTube

  16. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 16, 2012 12:21am UTC
    Think about this:
    Kidnapping really is not that bad!
    It's like a surprise first date you didn't know about.
    He's been planning this for weeks too.
    Plus he already knows everything you like because he was stalking you too.
    And you gotta think, this guy spent allot of time and money on you.
    He had to buy duck tape, rope, a get away car, chloroform, sunglasses, binoculars, a place to take you, pay that places rent.
    How romantic :)
    btw nmf, and not meant to be taken seriously.

  17. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 15, 2012 3:54pm UTC
    Stuff that does not make sense #4
    When any commercial advertising some type of drink (orange juice, milk, coke, etc) have someone pour the drink into a glass really slowly,
    but then when the glass is full, THEY KEEP POURING!

  18. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 15, 2012 3:21pm UTC
    Stuff that does not make sense #3
    When I heard Kristen Stewart say this:
    "Why can't you see how happy I am?"
    While she had (and always has) this expression ---> ._.
    nmf

  19. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 15, 2012 3:15pm UTC
    Stuff that does not make sense #2
    When I hear people say,
    "I'm going to hop in the shower!"
    Really? Because I would LOVE to see you go airborne on a slippery surface.
    nmf

  20. FrozenBr0gurt FrozenBr0gurt
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    June 15, 2012 3:05pm UTC
    Stuff that does not make sense #1
    When I go on Facebook and see a status that says this:
    "Going to bed! Hmu (;"
    Yes because it makes perfect sense to have someone text you while you're trying to sleep.
    series? NMF

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