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Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold
Killer: Oh okay, sorry.

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Operator: 911, please hold. Me: stop murdering me for a sec;

733 faves · 5 comments · Jun 4, 2012 11:41pm

soulofthereaper · 1 decade ago
If only horror movies were like this... I'd watch them all the time.
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cutting_is_my_cure · 1 decade ago
nice job matorphtorph ur witty famous for a day
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cutting_is_my_cure · 1 decade ago
bahahahaha
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2good2btrue · 1 decade ago
lol, teenager post
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smile6 · 1 decade ago
haha made my day.
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