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How I pack a suitcase.

Me: Alright..pants.
Me: skinny jeans.
Me: sweat pants.
Me: shorts.
Me: different color shorts.
Me: skirt cause I'm a freakin girl and girls do that sh.t
Me: shirts!
Me: band tee's
Me: aeropostale tee's
Me: comfy long sleeves.
Me: fancy shirts.
Me: tank tops.
Me: alright undies!
Me: these ones are cute.. *throws in 13 pairs*
Me: socks!
Me: *looks in dresser*
Me: well.. *dumps entire drawer into suitcase*
Me: alright shoes!
Me: *looks around room*
Me: *grabs 8 pairs*
Me: hmm..
Me: blankets! *throws in 3*
Me: well..its gettin kinda stuffed..
Me: what if they dont have wifi?
Me: *throws in computer*
Me: or food? *throws in ramen noodles*
Me: or bathrooms? *throws in toilet*
Me: or attractive people? *throws in posters of fave band*
Me: or there's a zombie apocolypse? *throws in swords*
Me: what if we go out? *throws in make up*
Me: what if they don't have floors? *throws in wood nails and hammer*
Me: what if its dirty? *throws in windex*
Me: MOOOOMM! I'm ready!
Mom: ...
Me: what..?
Mom: ..just get in the car.

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How I pack a suitcase. Me: Alright..pants. Me: skinny jeans.

355 faves · 19 comments · Jun 1, 2012 4:19pm

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Bananaaah · 1 decade ago
Watch Jenna Marbles Much? ;) ♥
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AnkitaxP · 1 decade ago
Jenna Marbles;)
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oreo4life · 1 decade ago
lmao "what if they dont have floors" . . .DEAD
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lillys236 · 1 decade ago
Jenna Marbles♥
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kayleecutie · 1 decade ago
jenna marbles was better XD sowwy
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xLizzIsAmazing · 1 decade ago
haha I loved Jenna Marbles video exactly how I pack. xD
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glassygirl189 · 1 decade ago
JENNA MARBLES :D
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missmolly07 · 1 decade ago
Jenna Marbles may be the funniest person ever
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LeLeOx · 1 decade ago
Jenna marbles <3
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TheTennisGirl12 · 1 decade ago
haha this reminded me of Jenna Marbles
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nutmegx97 · 1 decade ago
I LOVE JENNA MARBLES. In case anyone was wondering. k, bye. (:
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itchythumbmaniac · 1 decade ago
jenna marbles!
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PorkyPine · 1 decade ago
It's very similar to Jenna Marble's " How Girls Pack a Suitcase". I like that. :P
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---* · 1 decade ago
Jenna marbles!! :P
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nefeli · 1 decade ago
hahahahahahahha thats epic xD
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mightaswellsmile · 1 decade ago
Jenna Marbles O.O
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lightningbug · 1 decade ago
jennnna marbles.
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Jahyvie · 1 decade ago
lol this reminds me of Jenna Marbles :P
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MusicFreak24 · 1 decade ago
i dont think you packed enough
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