Funny things do do in Walmart
1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
2.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
3.When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
4.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.
5.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
6.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
7.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
8.Two words: “Marco Polo.”
9.Take boxes of condoms and put them in random people's carts.
10. Hide behind the close racks and scare people when there looking for clothes.
11. Play tag!!
12. Have four people. With 2 carts. 2 people pushing 2 people in the seperate carts... Another way of tag has begun.
WARNING: THIS MIAY RESULT IN GETTING KICKED OUT OF WALMART....
-i'v learned the hard way

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Funny things do do in Walmart 1. Ride those little electronic

908 faves · 16 comments · May 15, 2012 4:11pm

N30NC4T · 1 decade ago
YOU MISSED ONE!!!!!! push someone around in a cart, and have the person in the cart screaming "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!" xD
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PurpleWitty9 · 1 decade ago
I remember when i was 5....
To do*
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oldnavy96 · 1 decade ago
heheh you said do do...
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kaylagirl4298 · 1 decade ago
HAHAHA I'm totally gonna do 9...
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Ggkgriff · 1 decade ago
I LOVE 9
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bkm3 · 1 decade ago
HAHHAAH LOL IT SAYS DO DO
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---* · 1 decade ago
sounds fun :P
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emy · 1 decade ago
hahaha come to my walmart i need a friend to do this with haha sounds fun
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Wildthing_at_heart · 1 decade ago
Guess where i'm going on friday...
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LoversGonnaLove · 1 decade ago
I AM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!
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lovelife17 · 1 decade ago
haha, soooo trying these :)
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beautifullybrokeninside · 1 decade ago
I've done this & more. Ir's hysterical.
They thought I was insane & needed mental help.
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jessiduh · 1 decade ago
LMFAO i've done this. It's amazing ^-^ They almost arrested me too. It was pretty funny. I did the bike thing and I broke a couple of things and stuff and i rode the bike outside, they called the cops saying iw as steeling it. They held me. I simply said. "Taking for a test drive. That's all./" the cops looked at each other confused. ahh the good times i've had in walmart ^-^
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Boredtodeath · 1 decade ago
ive learned the hard way too... lol but it was really fun :)

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PurpleWitty9 · 1 decade ago
depends? hahah
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livierose123 · 1 decade ago
Hahaha. Will they call the cops?
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