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PurpleWitty9

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Member Since: 23 Apr 2012 10:25am

Last Seen: 15 Jun 2012 09:32pm

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                        HEY!! (:
                       My name is Haley
                       My best friends are Tiffany,Marieha, Alexis, ect, ones i talk to the most made
                       the listing!
                       I loveeeee softball, it's meh life<3
                       Mac miller,Lil wayne, Tech n9ne, Wiz khalifa, Kid cudi, Is what i like, I also 
                       like someee country songs, but not alot, only some that can relate to me.







        -Sooo If you ever need any help, you can come to me, 
       I'm super nice unless you come at me like your a B****,
       Then we will have problems, I may not be the
       best with advice,But i can indeed help!.                                        

























 
  1. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:15am UTC
    Whe your parents wake you up in
    the morning..
    Expectations: Wake up sweety, Your breakfest is waiting for you(:
    Reality: Get the f**K up!

  2. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:09am UTC
    If you Won't make her a Wife
    Then Don't make her a Mother

  3. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 11:05am UTC
    Pshycological
    fact#58
    When you wake up around 2-3am in the morning for no reason their is an 80% chance someone was starring at you...

  4. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2012 10:59am UTC
    When someone asks me "Guess what?"
    I don't guess,
    I just say "what."

  5. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 27, 2012 3:17pm UTC
    ------------
    Hey i just met you..
    And this is crazzy.
    But delete my number,
    And keep the baby
    -Credit to my LITTLE brother xD
    ------------

  6. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2012 8:25pm UTC
    That Awkward moment,
    When someone yells at you for clicking you pen, And you have to click it one more time to use it..

  7. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    Funny things do do in Walmart Part 2!
    12) Hold indoor shopping cart races.
    13) Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.
    14) Say things like, Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?"
    15) Get an empty book, and say it's a guest book. Get people to sign.
    16) Play a game of indoor Freeze Tag!
    17) Fill your cart up as much as possible then try and go through the 20 or less check out.
    18) When people aren't looking, put tampons in their carts if they are a guy, or if they are a gal, put in a jock strap
    19) Climb things...
    20) Get 220 items make the cashier ring them all up, then say you know what I will just take a pack of gum, say to return everything else
    21) Go to the auto department and get a few jugs of antifreeze, put them in the freezers in the grocery department.
    22) Go into fitting room and announce loudly "there's no toilet paper in here!"
    23) Walk up to random people and ask them, very seriously, "Do you know the muffin man?"
    24) Walk up to random strangers insisting you are family.
    -again, this may result in getting arrested and/or kicked out...

  8. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 11:24pm UTC
    Funny things do do in Walmart
    PART >>>>2<<<< WILL COME IF I GET 10 FAVS ON THIS.

  9. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 5:59pm UTC
    That moment when She wears more Make-Up then clothes...

  10. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Funny things do do in Walmart
    1. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
    2.Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.
    3.When there are people behind you, walk really slow, especially thin narrow aisles.
    4.Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.
    5.Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.
    6.Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas.
    7.Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.
    8.Two words: “Marco Polo.”
    9.Take boxes of condoms and put them in random people's carts.
    10. Hide behind the close racks and scare people when there looking for clothes.
    11. Play tag!!
    12. Have four people. With 2 carts. 2 people pushing 2 people in the seperate carts... Another way of tag has begun.
    WARNING: THIS MIAY RESULT IN GETTING KICKED OUT OF WALMART....
    -i'v learned the hard way

  11. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 2:39pm UTC
    Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.
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    Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.Turtle.
    -lets just say;
    he's a very, Very different turtle.....
    got the idea from someone who made it look so easy..
    it really, is not easy..

  12. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 1:47pm UTC
    Dear girl I hate[XXX]
    Dear girl I love[XX]
    Dear boy I hate[XX]
    Dear boy I love[XX]
    Dear best friend[X]
    Dear ex best friend[X]
    Dear boyfriend[X]
    Dear ex boyfriend[X]
    Dear mom
    Dear dad
    Dear past me
    Dear future me
    Dear ExBoyfriend..
    2words,
    Never Again.

  13. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 1:42pm UTC
    Dear girl I hate[XXX]
    Dear girl I love[XX]
    Dear boy I hate[XX]
    Dear boy I love[XX]
    Dear best friend[X]
    Dear ex best friend[X]
    Dear boyfriend[X]
    Dear ex boyfriend
    Dear mom
    Dear dad
    Dear past me
    Dear future me
    Dear Boyfriend...
    yeah, who Are you?!??

  14. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 1:40pm UTC
    Dear girl I hate[XXX]
    Dear girl I love[XX]
    Dear boy I hate[XX]
    Dear boy I love[XX]
    Dear best friend[X]
    Dear ex best friend[X]
    Dear boyfriend
    Dear ex boyfriend
    Dear mom
    Dear dad
    Dear past me
    Dear future me
    Dear ex Best friend,, well, your the person that was under the girl i hate catagory, so you can just look right under there.

  15. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 11:41am UTC
    I'll Do All, When I have time.
    Dear girl I hate[X]
    Dear girl I love[X]
    Dear boy I hate[X]
    Dear boy I love[X]
    Dear best friend[X]
    Dear ex best friend[]
    Dear boyfriend[]
    Dear ex boyfriend[]
    Dear mom[]
    Dear dad[]
    Dear past me[]
    Dear future me[]
    Dear best friend; (MARIEHAAA!!!!!)
    I tell you everything. your more like a sister to me. I love you !!! we have had some great timeesss togetther. And don't worry about hippo girl, greg already said he didnt like her!!! (: well any way, i want you to know you can tell me anything, if you don't belive it, try to think about one time you really didn't want me to tell someone something you told me. iv known you the longest of the best friends that stayed with me and not turned into a back stabbing.... girl.
    but other wise my other friends that i have gotten close to over freshman year is ALEXIS(: and tiffffany and adriannaa.
    (the ones i accually gettt to hang with)

  16. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 11:16am UTC
    Dear girl I hate[XXX]
    Dear girl I love[XX]
    Dear boy I hate[XX]
    Dear boy I love[XX]
    Dear best friend
    Dear ex best friend
    Dear boyfriend
    Dear ex boyfriend
    Dear mom
    Dear dad
    Dear past me
    Dear future me
    Dear Boy I love,
    Well, theres not much to say here, i don't love any guy, unless its family love.

  17. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:58am UTC
    Dear girl I hate[XXX]
    Dear girl I love[XX]
    Dear boy I hate[XX]
    Dear boy I love[]
    Dear best friend
    Dear ex best friend
    Dear boyfriend
    Dear ex boyfriend
    Dear mom
    Dear dad
    Dear past me
    Dear future me
    Dear Boy I Hate;
    I freaking hate you, you led me on and stopped talking to me,,
    Enough said,
    P.s..
    if you ever try to "talk" to me again. ill B!tcch you out,. not even kidding.

  18. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:54am UTC
    Dear girl I hate[XXX]
    Dear girl I love[XX]
    Dear boy I hate[]
    Dear boy I love[]
    Dear best friend
    Dear ex best friend
    Dear boyfriend
    Dear ex boyfriend
    Dear mom
    Dear dad
    Dear past me
    Dear future me
    Dear Girl I Love
    I love my little sister,,
    We fight all the time, but i love you. i'm 5 years older then you and although you think that ever reason i don't like to do things is because. "Oh haley its only cause you turned into a teenager!"..
    i loveeee you abby

  19. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:51am UTC
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  20. PurpleWitty9 PurpleWitty9
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2012 10:47am UTC
    I'll Do All, When I have time.
    Dear girl I hate[]
    Dear girl I love[]
    Dear boy I hate[]
    Dear boy I love[]
    Dear best friend[]
    Dear ex best friend[]
    Dear boyfriend[]
    Dear ex boyfriend[]
    Dear mom[]
    Dear dad[]
    Dear past me[]
    Dear future me[]

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