A Directioner's Driving Test :
Instructor: Shut the door.
Me: Turn the light off I wanna be with you I wanna feel your love
Instructor: Umm, okay then. On the road , you are only allowed to drive in one direction.
Me: OMFG! Are you a Directioner too?!! I freakin' love One Direction so much!  Don't you just love how Louis and Harry are so inlove? They can have babies and called it Larry Stylinson. OMG! Wait, you might be a directionator.... How many r's are there?? Huh..
Instructor: ...
Me: Why didn't you answer? OMG! Im in a car with a directionator!! Get out of my kitchen! im gonna ram this car into that tree I freakin' hate directionators. People like you are the reason why nice people like me can't live peacefully!
Instructor: Who do you think you are? Who do you think I am?
Me: Oh, I see you're trying to prove that you're a directioner by quoting "TAKEN" lyrics! Well I dont care!
Instructor: Please, just calm down. Here, how about we turn on the radio.
* WMYB plays *
Me: OMG! This is the jam, sing it with me! "But when you smile at the crowd it aint hard to tell.."
Instructor: Watch out for the Pigeon!!!!!
Me: Where? Keviiiiiiiin!!!!! Where are you???!!
 * gets out of the car *
It would be an honour if you just poop on me, please!!!
Instructor: Dear God, are all Directioners like this...

 * FAILS TEST *