LarryStylinson

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Hiya!

On 04/06/2012 I got a direct message through twitter from Niall Horan he talked to me about the whole killing myself thing when I realized that I'm not ready to give up my life there is so much I haven't done.

I'm Abigail, dedicated directioner and this is my witty profile on witty profiles! (hehe punline!)

I am even currently working on a shrime to One Direction it's pretty small right now but I'm saving up for the bobble heads and stuff.

Leave a comment on my profile telling me what you like and what could be improved because I am always looking for ways to improve on it.

My quotes will be mostly related to One Direction of course but I might have the odd one that's not.We eat 2 bananas for a pund, and 3 for a euro.Eat Carrots every chance we get.Remember that.WE DO NOT LIKE SPOONS BUT LOVE TO EMPTY THE FRIDGE!Cat's are our animals, and when we greet eachother, we say VAS HAPPENING?! Our cheekbones are incredible and curls run the world.
The Big Bad Wolf is our Friday evening anthem. (if you don't know, you never will)
Basically.
HORAN THE WORLD?
CURLS!

I am currently counting down the days until I'm going to see One Direction in Manchester next year.(can't wait :D )

I know I'm a real directioner because:
Directioners are seriously the deadliest fanbase
and only pinch people's bums on Wednesdays.

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LarryStylinson
posted a quote
June 18, 2012 12:47pm UTC

TYPE YOUR NAME: Abigail Harkin
TYPE YOUR NAME WITH YOUR EYES CLOSED: Abigail Haekin (ahh really close)
TYPE YOUR NANME WITH YOUR NOSE: abigail harkin
BASH YOUR HEAD AGAIJNST THE KEYBOARD: gtyoplikjuhygthjukihjuygthj
REPOST BUT, DELETE MY ANSWERS

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LarryStylinson
posted a quote
June 16, 2012 11:11am UTC

To all thos people:
Who ship Zux
Please let me know in the comments so I can ship my fist with your face!
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LarryStylinson
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June 12, 2012 5:48pm UTC

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Am I the only directioner who
found it ironic that Harry Styles is going out with a girl from a TV Show but of all TV Shows she was from The Inbetweeners.
INBETWEENERS DANCE (for those moronic people out there)

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LarryStylinson
posted a quote
June 12, 2012 5:45pm UTC

One Direction
they said perfect was boring and that they would totally date a fan
what do they then do?
Louis: Gets a perect gorgeous model
Liam: Gets a famous and breathtaking dancer
Harry: Gets a really pretty actress from a hit TV show
Zayn: Gets a flawless singer
Niall: Gets nandos
We love you Niall
#1DNiallLove
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LarryStylinson
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June 8, 2012 11:52am UTC

Imagine(for Molly):
You and your boyfriend Niall are sitting on a bench at the park. You head is on the arm of the bench as you're lying over his lap you are both lost in the gaze of each others eyes. You are both completely silent when he says:
"I love you so much"
"How much?"you reply with a cheeky giggle.
"If I have to choose saving my life or saving your life I would pick you"
"Awww....."
Yous both go back to Niall's house and cuddle on the couch as you watch Greece, eventually you have to go home when your mother calls you. You're about to leave when Niall grabs you and kisses you passionately.
When you get home you get a text saying,
'Nandos tomorrow at 6:30 ? love you soooooooooooo much xx Niall'
"
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LarryStylinson
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June 8, 2012 11:26am UTC

This is for:
Amie and Collin Payne
Jain and Bruce Malik
Jay and Mark Tomlinson
Maura and Bobby Horan
Anne and Des Styles
For giving life to the five boys who we call
ONE DIRECTION!
(I feel that their parents are so underappreciated)
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LarryStylinson
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June 5, 2012 2:53pm UTC

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H i y a S o o o o o
Faves:(Monday)
5 faves: I'll hug everyone I talk to on Monday
10faves:I'll hug my biggest crush
15 faves:I'll get someone to ask out my crush for me
20 faves:I write my crush a letter asking him out
30 faves:I'll ask him out personally
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LarryStylinson
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May 17, 2012 4:53pm UTC

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That awkward momentwhen:
You're singing a One Direction song
in class when you realise that
EVERYONE is just staring at you
like you have metal problems
(ANYONE ELSE?)
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LarryStylinson
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May 13, 2012 4:45pm UTC

Imagine:
(Imagine for Jill ((OneDirection)))
You were goign to go to the beach to spend a day with your best friend. You were so excited to go, because you have been wanting to go for the longest time but somewhat sad because you knew that 1D were in your country. It would be luck for them to be in your city, the one time you were not home. But you still decided to go. The beach was pretty much empty so you and your friend were acting like freaks, and doing all sorts of flips, singing and dancing. Then you and your friend decided to sit down, when you felt a tap on your shoulder. "Hey" you heard a voice say. When you turned around it was none other than Harry Styles, and it was all you could do to keep from fangirling. "I enjoyed the show" he said laughing, "I'm Harry, what is your name?" "You saw that?" you said blushing from embarrasment. "Well anyway my name is Jill and I know who you are." "Oh so you are a fan?" he asked. "Of course, I love 1D,"you declared. "Well anyway I have to go, but can I get your number, maybe we could go out sometime?" he asked. "Sure" you said as you typed your number into his phone."What an amazing say!" you thought to yourself.
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LarryStylinson
posted a quote
May 13, 2012 3:03pm UTC

Imagine:
Y o u a n d y o u r h u s b a n d L o u i s e n d u p i n a n
a r g u m e n t , y o u l e a v e t h e h o u s e h e a r t b r o k e n , i t 's r a i n i n g o u t s i d e y o u r s t r o n g o n t h e o u t s i d e b u t
y o u r c r y i n g o n t h e i n s i d e w h e n s u d d e n l y y o u
f e e l a r m s w r a p p e d a r o u n d y o u r w a i s t a n d
w h e n y o u t u r n a r o u n d y o u s e e L o u i s w i t h t e a r s i n h i s e y e s " D o n ' t l e a v e m e" h e s a y s." W h y n o t ? " y o u r e p l y. " B e c a u s e y o u a r e m y e v e r y t h i n g , I
w a k e u p e a c h m o r n i n g , t h e l u c k i e s t m a n a l i v e , k n o w i n g I h a v e y o u , I n e e d y o u " h e s a y s. Y o u
g i v e a w e a k s m i l e a s h e p u t s h i s h a n d s a r o u n d y o u r w a i s t a n d k i s s e s y o u !
(I m a g i n e r e q u e s t s n o w a v a i l i b l e j u s t l e a v e y o u r n a m e a n d
y o u r f a o u r i t e m e m b e r o f O n e D i r e c t i o n ' s n a m e o n m y p r o f i l e o r i n a q u o t e c o m m e n t )
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LarryStylinson
posted a quote
May 10, 2012 11:59am UTC

1) Hold your breath.
2)Put this as your quote. (While holding your breath)
3) If you were holding your breath the whole time, You
are a good kisser

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LarryStylinson
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 8:37am UTC

Imagine:
You and Liam are kissing on the couch and the boys are there as well. When you get home you check your notifications on twitter and see that Niall posted a picture of you and Liam kissing with text saying:
"Look at the two lovebirds"
♥
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LarryStylinson
posted a quote
May 5, 2012 2:23pm UTC

Imagine:
Harry pushes you into a pool:
You:What'd you do that for? *smirks*
Harry:So I can tell the boys I made you wet *winks*
(Dirty but hilarious)
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LarryStylinson
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May 5, 2012 7:53am UTC

Imagine:
Eating a carrot with Louis like they ate the Spagetti in 'lady and the tramp'
and then your lips meet :)
(10 faves for a series)
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LarryStylinson
posted a quote
April 26, 2012 2:31pm UTC

Shot me outta the sky
Your my kryptonite
You keep makin me weak
yeah frozen and can't breathe
-One Thing by One Direction

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LarryStylinson
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April 26, 2012 2:24pm UTC

That annoying moment when...............
You find directionators on twitter who know basically NOTHING about One Direction but you just can't stop reading through each and every one of their tweets!

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LarryStylinson
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April 20, 2012 7:22pm UTC

Am I the only one who is annoyed that the american directioners got to see the premier of iCarly:I go One Direction and the UK Directioners had to stay up late just to watch it on livestream. What about us! we were the ones who got them through the X Factor everyone helped but still!

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LarryStylinson
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April 20, 2012 6:43pm UTC

You know you a directioner when.........................
Carrots are now your favourite vegitable!

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LarryStylinson
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April 13, 2012 11:38am UTC

Harry Says he wants a girlfriend who's smaller than him so he can cuddle her whenever he wants!

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LarryStylinson
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April 12, 2012 7:32am UTC

Harry: Until I find the right girl, I have Louis!

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