Things that Directioners say:

Directioner: There's 6 r's, not 1 you idiot.
Directioner: Did you just put an I in Zayn?
Directioner: OH NO YOU DIDN'T JUST CALL HIM LEWIS
Directioner: I only use forks, sorry
Directioner: My favorite restaurant is Nandos, duh
Directioner: 'What's Up?' You have it all wrong, it's 'Vas Happenin'
Directioner: Why don't I live in England or Ireland
Directioner: Why don't I have an accent
Directioner: My boyfriends are gay for eachother
Directioner: The only time it's acceptable for my boyfriend to cheat on me is when it's his best friend...
Directioner: We would have gotten married if the ocean wasn't such a big roadblock
Directioner: What the Flack?
Directioner: Traffic only goes in.... ONE DIRECTION
Directioner: Why can't One Direction tour in my bedroom?
Directioner: Just watch, I'm going to marry them

#proudDirectioner

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Things that Directioners say: Directioner: There's 6 r's,

544 faves · 15 comments · May 1, 2012 9:23pm

ICONiac · 1 decade ago
But there actually is an I in Zayn. He spells it differently xD
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blairisepic · 1 decade ago
Oh and just so everyone knows, this isn't supposed to be a Directioner hate quote, I am a Directioner and proud, so please don't comment, "I know, Directioners are annoying." cause that's not was this is for, thank you:)
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_br0ken · 1 decade ago
every time you say you only use forks a baby gets thrown into a well :-))))))))))
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cujo* · 1 decade ago
And this is why most Directioners are like pests.
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Spencer Grace✨* · 1 decade ago
kaay.. i was somewhat expecting this to be a hate quote xD
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Ally5796 · 1 decade ago
Me:OMG I LOVE Louis in ONE DIRECTION!

Friend:ohh there is a louis i knew there was a lewis but not a louis

Me:ffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuccccccckkkkkk uuuuuuuu
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browneyegirl29 · 1 decade ago
This is very accurate...

Beliebers: Omg! Justin is so hot! And the next person who says he's gay I'm gonna slap!
Directioners: Look at those ! I'm counting the days till Larry Stylinson comes out of the closet!
Beliebers: Justin's favorite food is spaghetti so I'm ordering spaghetti!
Directioners: *Throws out every single spoon in the house*
Beliebers: OMG!! JUSTIN GOT A GIRLFRIEND?! WHAT THE HELL?! I DID NOT APPROVE OF HER!!! *Sends girl hate mail and death threats*
Directioners: If Liam and Danielle don't get married soon, I'm gonna get married for them.
Beliebers: Yeah, my heart belongs to Justin. My one and only.
Directioners: My heart belongs to Liam, Niall, Harry, Zayn, and Louis. My five and only.
Beliebers: *See's Justin holding some girls hand* OMG!! SOME IS ABOUT TO DIE!
Directioners: Larry, you can't do that in public yet, that's not socially accepted in America.
Beliebers: Justin doesn't need a mirror, he's naturally beautiful.
Directioners: HOLY BALLS! WHERE THE HELL DID ZAYN'S MIRROR GO?! HOW IS HE GOING TO FUNCTION?! DON'T WORRY ZAYN MAMA HAS PLENTY OF MIRRORS FOR YOU!
Beliebers: Justin is so much hotter than Niall.
Cops: So she just fell of that cliff into a shark tank while potatoes and carrots were being thrown at her?
Beliebers: Yeah I'm going to a Justin this and a Justin that!
Directioners: Sometimes I look away from my computer because I thought I heard 'One' and 'Direction' in the same sentence.
Beliebers: Yeah Justin came to my house on time.
Directioners: Sometimes I like to pretend One Direction visits Narnia.

credit to fear-no-douche-trust-no-hoe.tumblr.com
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