(One direction meeting my parents)

Harry: hello Miss ;) *kisses my moms hand
Paul: Harry did you really just flirt with her mom?!
Niall: Do you have any food in here?
Liam: Niall thats rude!
Zayn: *goes to my bathroom to look at him self
Louis: CARROTS!
Paul: louis stop screaming!
niall: I FOUND THE POTATOS!
zayn: OH DAMN WHO IS THIS SEXY BEAST?!
Harry: do you want to go see a movie sometime?
Paul: Harry shes to old for you!..... NIALL YOU CAN'T JUST COOK THEIR POTATOS!
louis: *runs around the house and looks out the window.... KEVIN?!
liam: you guys need to stop this isn't our home
Louis: * looks at liam.... BARK BARK!
Paul: I think we need to leave
Niall: nooooooo my potatos are done!