Parent
Logic.
Little
Sister: Omg Mommy and Daddy I
want to be a professional soccer player when I grow up and marry
David Beckham!
Parents: Aw! All your dreams are going to come true!
Here's some tickets to the next professional soccer game in
our state. Plus, let's go meet the players!
Me: Mom, Dad, I'm inlove with One Direction!
Their songs give me butterflies and make me feel good about
myself. Plus, they're so relateable! And hot! And funny! I
want to marry them! Can I please, please, please have tickets to
their 2013 tour?
Parents:
Me:
Parents: LOL. They're
never gonna marry you. Keep dreaming.
Me: But..
Parents: Tickets are expensive. You have no concept of
money.
Me: But
my sister..
Parents: You're
grounded.
True Story! -.-
10 faves · Apr 21, 2012 10:30am