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I'm going to rant. Again. About bullshit that I like to pretend I stand for.
I've actually felt physically sick at some of the girls on here before now. Anybody who knows anything whatsoever about me knows that I like to think of myself as some anti-sexist - not exactly a feminist, I guess. Like, feminist and masculinist. And I'm about to go seriously masculinist on you all.
Apparently, a guy's role in a relationship is:
-Text first.
-Ask the girl out first.
-Buy her presents.
-Magically know when she's on her period.
And if you don't do this, you're an asshole. Period. You're a massive ass and don't deserve to ever have a girlfriend in your life. You're horrible. A terrible person.
And, according to you all, a girl's role in the relationship:
-Accept the gifts, and get angry at her boyfriend if he doesn't follow the rules listed above.
PATHETIC.
I'm done.
Do you all SERIOUSLY want that? If you want to be a trophy wife then whatever, but are you all seriously so shallow that you want to be stay-at-home mums, waited on hand-and-foot?
I don't care who I offend with this. It makes me so damn mad.
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I'm going to rant. Again. About bullshit that I like to

9 faves · 3 comments · Apr 13, 2012 7:53am

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conviezzz · 1 decade ago
Also when girls say "I'd rather be called 'beautiful' than 'hot'" and they see a guy and they're like "OMG THAT GUY IS SO HOT" me off so much.
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cvnt* · 1 decade ago
Thank you. Thank you SO f.ucking much. I'm kind of the way you stand on feminist/masculinist. I'm what I like to call a humanist. But I like to say I'm a feminist, coz when I make fun of d.ouchey girls and all, I like the irony of it.
But really, it's about f.ucking time someone made this quote. Girls need a reality check. Most of the girls on here are so annoyingly desperate and dependent. It's truly pathetic.
What really me off though, is guys are basically supposed to NEVER judge a girl, hate a girl, say a girl is ugly, expect a perfect girl, complain about girls, etc. But girls are allowed to do all of that and them some. -_____- Woohoo for double f.ucking standards!
I really feel bad for guys.
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LiesForTheLiars · 1 decade ago
I LOVE YOU PLEASE MARRY ME I PROMISE I WON'T STAY AT HOME ALL DAY AND BE WAITED ON OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH <333333333
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