Choose the month you were born

January: I pushed
February: I stroked
March: I pulled
April: I pinched
May: I punched
June: I farted on
July: I sat on
August: I talked to
September:I picked up
October: I scratched
November:I shrunk
December: I danced with

Now pick the number you were born on

1:My enemy
2:A toilet
3:myself
4: A donkey
5:Simon Cowell
6. A poo
7: My homework
8:My Grandma
9: a tomato
10: A skeleton
11: The fattest man in the world
12: some jeans
13: a frog
14: a skipping rope
15: A ninja
16: Some hair
17: The oldest person in the world
18: some maceroni cheese
19:a plate
20: a watering can
21: my brain
22:all my clothes
23: the twin towers
24: a hippie
25: a horse
26: a football
27: my dad's mobile phone
28: a rat
29: a mermaid's tail
30:a cow's udder
31: some wet fish

Now pick the colour you're wearing most of right now
Pink:because President Obama told me too
Purple: because I watched a childrens show
Blue: because I was bored
Green: because I wanted too
Black: because I like how dogs dig holes
White:because some one is going to die
Red:Because my ears are too big
Orange: Because my imagniary friend told me too
Yellow: Because I saw a cat cross the road and it survived
Beige: Because my pet unicorn told me to
Grey: because I got told off
brown: because I like toast
Peach: Because I think plants can talk.
Turquoise: because my hand told me to.
Other: because my donkey talks to me

What does the sentence make?

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Choose the month you were born January: I pushed February: I

13 faves · 46 comments · Mar 18, 2012 7:34am

69isjustanumber · 1 decade ago
my brothers: i pushed over a watering can because a cat crossed the road and it survived
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69isjustanumber · 1 decade ago
i punched a donkey cuss i was bored
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maragold230 · 1 decade ago
i sat on my grandma because my imaginary friend told me too
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asiancutie11 · 1 decade ago
i pushed a tomato because president obama told me to.
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MDog · 1 decade ago
I pinched my grandma because president obama told me to
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awkwardpenguin97 · 1 decade ago
I scratched a rat because president Obama told me to
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BabiiPiex3 · 1 decade ago
I pinched a rat, because I was bored.

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xxbuttercupbabyx3 · 1 decade ago
i pinched a rat because i like how dogs dig holes
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some1_likeyou · 1 decade ago
i pulled a tomato because president obama told me to...
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ilikeicecream · 1 decade ago
I danced with my enemy because I like how dogs dig holes
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hayleyrawrsx3 · 1 decade ago
I shrunk some hair beacuse i wanted to..

um okay.

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LumpySpacePrincess* · 1 decade ago
i farted on a frog because my imageninary friend told meh to XD

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leeuumm · 1 decade ago
i stroked myself because my hand told me to. lol jk i made that sentence up
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anonymouschickk · 1 decade ago
I farted on simon cowell because i got told off
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Starlite · 1 decade ago
I scratched my enemy because I like toast

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD
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xEmmax · 1 decade ago
I punched my enemy because someone is going to diee. hhahahahah
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wittysoccer_19 · 1 decade ago
I punched a plate because someone is going to die.
i really hope that doesn't happen, because my mother is going to have surgery today... omg!!!
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omgitsmaria · 1 decade ago
I punched some wet fish because President Obama told me too...lol(;
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mellyk531 · 1 decade ago
i farted on a skeleton because i was bored...omg :P
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molly11112 · 1 decade ago
I scatched a tomato because president obama told me to.

:)
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