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Hi Im Gabi and I love meeting new people! My special day is October 28th. Im 14 and taken baken :). Follow me for a follow! lovee :D

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awkwardpenguin97
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July 16, 2012 8:22pm UTC

Anybody's finger tips get really cold after they paint their nails?
[♥]

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awkwardpenguin97
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July 13, 2012 7:04pm UTC

the early bird might get the worm,
but the second mouse gets the cheese...
[♥] i f you get i t ?

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awkwardpenguin97
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June 22, 2012 4:56pm UTC

Friend: Spell toast.
Me: T-O-A-S-T
Friend: Say it 5 times.
Me: Toast toast toast toast toast
Friend: Say it 3 more times.
Me: Toast toast toast
Friend: What do you put in a toaster?
Me: TOAST! HAH I WIN!!!
Friend: Really? Cuz I put in bread.
Me: ...

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awkwardpenguin97
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June 22, 2012 10:15am UTC

That awkward moment when
An emo kid goes into McDonalds and orders a happy meal.

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awkwardpenguin97
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June 21, 2012 6:08pm UTC

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awkwardpenguin97
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June 13, 2012 4:08pm UTC

Have you ever wondered why people brush their teeth and then say
"Oh I'm thirsty I'm gonna drink some orange juice!"
Everyone has done this at some point in their life.

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awkwardpenguin97
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June 4, 2012 9:45pm UTC

That awkward moment when an automatic door doesn't open for you.
[♥]

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awkwardpenguin97
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June 4, 2012 3:43pm UTC

Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to?..

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awkwardpenguin97
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 10:24pm UTC

Best day with my
boyfriend :)
♥

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awkwardpenguin97
posted a quote
May 31, 2012 5:16pm UTC

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants

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awkwardpenguin97
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May 31, 2012 5:02pm UTC

I'm officially taken :)
<3

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awkwardpenguin97
posted a quote
May 30, 2012 3:03pm UTC

The other day my friend and I were walking her dog and we past a house with two young girls playing catch with their grandpa. One of the girls asked..
"Grandpa was there was soccer when you were younger?"
It made my day!
♥

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May 28, 2012 12:59pm UTC

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awkwardpenguin97
posted a quote
May 21, 2012 7:47pm UTC

Something that just made my day:
yelling..
"hot girls we have problems too"
and hearing a stranger say..
"we're just like you"
and then saying together
"EXCEPT WE'RE HOT"

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awkwardpenguin97
posted a quote
May 20, 2012 10:28am UTC

The reason why people give up so fast is because they tend to look at how far they still have to go, instead of how far they have gotten. Don't give up.
♥

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awkwardpenguin97
posted a quote
May 19, 2012 8:05pm UTC

Say what you want about petefiles,
but at least they slow down in school zones!

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awkwardpenguin97
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May 17, 2012 8:31am UTC

That amazing
moment when...
You answer a question
under your breath in
class and it's right.

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awkwardpenguin97
posted a quote
May 16, 2012 4:45pm UTC

DADADADADADADADA
CIRCUS
DADADADADADADADA
AFRO
CIRCUS AFRO CIRCUS AFRO POLKA DOT POLKA DOT POLKA DOT AFRO!
Format:twilightgirl995

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awkwardpenguin97
posted a quote
May 15, 2012 4:21pm UTC

"Has that ever happened to you?"
"No?"
"oh. . ."

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awkwardpenguin97
posted a quote
May 14, 2012 8:56pm UTC

"I was trying to
remember who
Rihanna's ex was..
then it hit me"
-Daniel Tosh
not my format

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