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Fave if you've ever: 1.Had a pet dragon 2.Fought a dinosaur

284 faves · 20 comments · Feb 27, 2012 6:30pm

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StarsareRachelBerry · 1 decade ago
I had a dragon. Its name was Bob. Me and Bob had great times, until it combusted because his flames were just too much for him to bear. So I cried and found a unicorn and it let me ride on him because I was so sad, but while being awesome on the unicorn, a dinosaur was obvious jealous and looked at me. And I was all like; 'come at me broooooo!!!!!!!' and he did. And me and my unicorn went after him, and we succeeded. But my unicorn was terrible hurt and so it died. And I was so sad cause all my loved ones died, that I killed myself with my unicorns horn. Then I saw Bob in the after life and he said; 'you're to awesome to be here. you deserve better' and brought me back to life.

and here I am. About to fullfill my quest to become a pokemon Master, with my pikachu.
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dino_saursx3 · 1 decade ago
my pet dragon and i fought a dinosaur it died then i rode my unicorn back home were i learned i had to die because i had part of the soul of Voldemort so i died but then i revived and im here to day. :)
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xEmmax · 1 decade ago
ALL FOUR. #likeaboss.
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Dark_Secrets · 1 decade ago
You see: I had a pet dragon that I fought a dinosaur with, but then the dragon died (tear, tear), so then i rode a unicorn back home, and died.
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ALittleAdviceGoesALongWay · 1 decade ago
All at once.
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adg9198 · 1 decade ago
rode a unicorn, jealouuss?
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jamminjamie · 1 decade ago
all in the same day.. damn im gooood
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livelaughlove1012 · 1 decade ago
i had a bearded dragon named fletcher he was amazing!!!!!!!!!!!
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faz99 · 1 decade ago
My unicorn just wants to say hi guys.. so yeah.
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Lozzyy · 1 decade ago
i killed my (toy) dinosaur :)
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xxxxxxx* · 1 decade ago
That's what I do in my free time
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yourcool · 1 decade ago
Some people can die and come back to life, just sayin
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TuckersGirl · 1 decade ago
Rode my unicorn today.
LIKE A BOSS
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Naturegirlxx3 · 1 decade ago
i ride my unicorn every day..
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SuddyBuddy · 1 decade ago
Once, I fought a dinosaur..
Now he's my cuddlie pet :D
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dancergrl101 · 1 decade ago
I ride my unicorn to school every day : )
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AKeptSecret · 1 decade ago
I just didn't die when i did that (;
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ilovekittysmeow · 1 decade ago
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AnaisHeartsYou · 1 decade ago
i own a unicorn farm !
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jadequinn · 1 decade ago
In my dreams lol
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