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Officer : "How high are you?"

 Druggie : "No, officer, it's
hi, how are you?"


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Officer : "How high are you?" Druggie : "No, officer,

226 faves · 1 comments · Feb 18, 2012 1:04pm

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candygirl819 · 1 decade ago
Officer: sir you can't be driveing if you are drunk.
Drunk guy: im not as think as you drunk i am.
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