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Dear Twilight Fans,

Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can not have an erection.Enjoy fantasizing about that.


Sincerely,
Logic
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Dear Twilight Fans, Please realize that because vampires are

16 faves · 3 comments · Feb 11, 2012 8:29pm

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wastingmytimeonshootingstars · 1 decade ago
hahaha okayy lol(: i still love twilight but i just found it funny that it doesnt actually make sense but i like your interpretation lol :D
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rissa7373 · 1 decade ago
Dear person's comment under mine, VAMPIRES AREN'T REAL. Sincerely, you're an idiot.
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sockmonkey317 · 1 decade ago
actually, i dont think theyre dead... i think theyre just immortal - therefore they can still have blood pumping through them to have an erection. :)
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