me:*bumps into chair* OMG! i am so sorry!!!
):
chair: .....
me: >:0 i apologize & all u do is sit
there?!? u stupid,inconsiderate, peice of poop
chair: ...
me: okay, I'm sorry I shouldn't have
gotten all angry... are we still cool?
chair: ...
True story^^
But, I dont' know whats
sadder
...that I had a conversation with a
chair or that the chair didn't forgive me):
