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If I'm on a date & it's bad,

I'm just gonna stand up & say,
"I'm an actor, they're all actors, & you're on MTV's Disaster Date!"

& RUN out.


nmf/nmq

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If I'm on a date & it's bad, I'm just gonna stand

113 faves · 3 comments · Feb 4, 2012 4:42pm

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happyfry66 · 1 decade ago
i had the same quote a while ago!
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xolovinghimxo · 1 decade ago
laughed so hard
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carol4059 · 1 decade ago
I literally myself by how funny this was hahahahahah
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