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1. atl363
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   August 15, 2012 4:37pm UTC
   And those who were seen dancing were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music
   -Friedrich Nietzsche
   
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2. atl363
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   August 15, 2012 4:31pm UTC
   YOU CAN BE THE RIPEST, JUICIEST EACH IN THE WORLD, AND THERE'S STILL GOING TO BE SOMESODY WHO HATES PEACHES
   -Dita Von Teese
   
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3. atl363
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   August 15, 2012 4:29pm UTC
   YOU CAN BE THE RIPEST, JUICIEST EACH IN THE WORLD, AND THERE'S STILL GOING TO BE SOMESODY WHO HATES PEACHES
   -Dita Von Teese
   
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4. atl363
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   May 17, 2012 10:00pm UTC
   The Last Straw will be found at the Point of No Return. If you reach the Last Pace You Look you've Gone Too Far.
   
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5. atl363
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   April 28, 2012 9:36pm UTC
   today i found out they made sugar free peeps- nothing will ever be the same
   
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6. atl363
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   April 2, 2012 11:22am UTC
   me: is mr.krabbs a lobster?
   friend: did you really just ask me that? mr.krabbs, is a crab
   me: Ooooo and larry the lobster would be a lobster, that makes a lot of sense
   f riend: you really need to learn your sea animals
   
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7. atl363
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   March 2, 2012 9:28pm UTC
   Psych Quote #7
   Shawn: Besides, the Doc said I could take these [mittens] off an hour ago
   Juliet: Then why are you still wearing them?
   Shawn: The inner lining is so soft. I think it's Alpaca. Maybe baby muskrat. You gotta check this out.
   Gus: I don't want to, Shawn.
   Shawn: You're gonna be sorry.
   Gus: Fine. Wow, they are supple. Try it Lassie
   Lassiter: Enough with the stupid mittens. They are quite soft...
   
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8. atl363
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   March 2, 2012 9:24pm UTC
   Psych Quote #6
   Shawn:Gus,I think we're in a Children of the Corn situation. Gus, drive, drive!
   Gus: But there's people!
   Shawn: Doesn't matter! Plow through them!
   Gus: But they're smiling!
   Shawn: Then they'll die happy! Just drive!
   
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9. atl363
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   March 2, 2012 9:20pm UTC
   Psych Quote #5
   Shawn: [pointing to Lassiter's gun in the fish tank] Uh oh!
   Lassiter: My baby!!........ It's missing three bullets. I can tell by the weight
   
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10. atl363
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    March 2, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    Psych Quote #4
    Shawn:Sorry I was too busy James Bonding it up in here.
    
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11. atl363
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    February 19, 2012 4:12pm UTC
    Psych Quote #3
    Gus: You can't recycle food, Shawn.
    Shawn: How many rules are there?
    Gus: Pretty much just that one
    
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12. atl363
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    February 19, 2012 1:22pm UTC
    Psych Quote #2
    Receptionist: There's a Lieutenant Crunch here to see you.
    Gus: Crunch?
    (Shawn enters wearing a Civil War uniform.)
    Shawn: Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.
    
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13. atl363
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    February 19, 2012 1:11pm UTC
    Phsych Quote #1
    Shawn: "Gus please. Don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan."
    Gus: "Azkaban."
    Shawn: "I've heard it both ways."
    
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14. atl363
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    February 17, 2012 8:52pm UTC
    My teacher describing groups for a project: "now class you can have a twosome or a threesome, but not a foursome, because a foursome might as well be a twosome"
    
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15. atl363
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    February 4, 2012 7:59am UTC
    Mom: Go tell your brother/sister it's time to eat.
    You: *Walks two inches and yells up the stairs* MOM SAYS IT'S TIME TO EAT!!!
    Mom: -___-
    You know you've done it (:
    
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16. atl363
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    February 2, 2012 3:47pm UTC
    My friend: i'm gonna circle all A's that way i'll get an A+ on the test
    it's scary how that accually makes sense
    
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17. atl363
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    January 28, 2012 5:32pm UTC
    My friend: come on guys lets do the menguin huddle!
    Me: are menguins like male penguins???
    My friend: no i meant penguins it just came out wrong
    Me: Ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh
    
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18. atl363
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    January 28, 2012 5:15pm UTC
    wouldn't life be perfect if sweatpants were sexy, mondays were fun, and junk food didn't make you fat
    
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19. atl363
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    January 25, 2012 9:17pm UTC
    When you carry a Bible,
    the devil gets a headache.
    When you open it, he collapses.
    When he sees you reading it, he faints.
    When he sees you living it, he flees.
    And just when you're about to re-post this, he will try & discourage you.
    I just defeated him.
    Favorite, copy & paste this if you're in God's army.
    
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20. atl363
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    January 14, 2012 7:07pm UTC
    everyone wants to be happy
    nobody wants to be in pain
    but you can't have a
    rainbow
    without any
    rain
    
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