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5 - year olds: Omg yay i cant wait to egg hunt!!
10 - year olds: Ugh omg why do we have to egg hunt cant we do something cool????
15-year olds : Dude ... I totally saw that egg first so back off ....


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  1. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2012 11:33pm UTC
    *Nerd's Phone Rings*
    Jock : Who was that your girlfriend?
    Nerd: Nope it was yours....
    *dead silence*

  2. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2012 12:21pm UTC
    Okay so, I really need some help with tumblr...........i have NO clue how to use it!! Can someone help me? I have no clue how to get to the pictures or anything x_x Im such a loser :D Help Please!

  3. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2012 10:32pm UTC
    Dear Math,
    Stop telling me to find your x, just accept that she's gone! Move on man -_-

  4. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    Everyone Has 8 Names:
    1. Real Name: Kayla
    2. Detective Name (favorite color & favorite animal) Pink Puppy
    3. Gangster Name (first 3 letters of your first name & add izzle): Kayizzle
    4. Soap Opera Name (middle name & street you live on): Yvonne Donezetti :)
    5. Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of your last name, first two letters of your middle name): Benyv
    6. Your Superhero Name (2nd favorite color & favorite drink): Lime green cola xD
    7. Your Witness Protection Name (your father's middle name): Nicholas o_o
    8.Your Goth Name (black & the name of one of your pets you have or had): Black Max

  5. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2012 5:11pm UTC
    That Moment When...
    You try to casually walk over to your cell phone when other people are in the room , after you get a text, when you really wanna run to it.
    © ThatsSoMeee format.♥

  6. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2012 7:12pm UTC
    Halloween
    5 - year olds: Omg yay i cant wait to dresss up as my favorite princess/power ranger!!
    10 - year olds: Ugh omg why do we have to trick-or-treat , seriously we never do anything coool anymore!!
    15-year olds : Dude ... release that costume i saw it WAY before you.
    format by DamnnTaylerx ...... should i make a series?? one of these already has a top quote!!

  7. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 8:43pm UTC
    If I Was A Disney Princess I'd Be Ariel <33 !
    Cinderella:
    [] One of your parents is dead.
    [] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
    [x] You love to dress up.
    [x] You love animals.
    [x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
    [] Your mom is really strict.
    [] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
    [x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
    [] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
    [] You have/had blonde hair.
    TOTAL: 4
    Bella:
    [] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
    [] You’ve been lost in the forest.
    [x] You love to read.
    [] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind.
    [x] One of your family members is a bit weird.
    [] You have done volunteer work.
    [x] You have a wild imagination.
    [] You love to take care of people in need.
    [x] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re hot .
    [x] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
    TOTAL: 5
    Jasmine:
    [] Your dad is very rich/important.
    [] You are very clever.
    [] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
    [x] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
    [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
    [] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends.
    [x] You’re independent.
    [] You are wealthy.
    [] Your parents try to control your life.
    TOTAL: 3
    Ariel
    [x] Your parents expect a lot from you.
    [x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
    [x]You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
    [] You’re the youngest in your immediate family or in the last 2.
    [x] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more).
    [] You collect something.
    [x]You have/had long, hair.
    [x] You have/had a pet fish.
    [x] You’re extremely curious.
    [x] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
    TOTAL: 8
    Snow White:
    [] You know that you’re beautiful.
    [] You like taking care of others.
    [x] You have/ had dark brown/ black hair.
    [] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
    [] You’ve almost been killed.
    [x] You have at least seven good friends.
    [] You’ve had food poisoning.
    [x] You have/had short hair.
    [] You get along with almost everyone.
    [x] All of your friends are different.
    [x] You love to have a good time.
    [] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
    TOTAL: 5
    Mulan:
    [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
    [x] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
    [] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
    [] You have/had considered running away from home.
    [] Your parents try to plan your life out.
    [] A lot of your friends are boys.
    [x] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
    [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
    TOTAL: 4
    Aurora:
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
    [] You almost died at a very young age.
    [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
    [x] You have a decent singing voice.
    [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends.
    [] You spend most of your time outside [try to].
    [] You’re adopted.
    [x] You’re very romantic.
    [x] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
    TOTAL: 5
    Pocahontas
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
    [] You are more spiritual than religious.
    [] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
    [] One of your family members is dead (mom, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa).
    [] Your parents are very protective of you.
    [] Someone you know has been in war.
    [] You love nature.
    [] You have/had black hair.
    [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
    [x] You’re very adventurous.
    TOTAL: 3
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (fill in blank with one you have highest total in)

  8. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 7:59pm UTC
    Late at night, when all the
    world Is asleep, I lie awake
    and wish on a star that
    somewhere, you're thinkiing
    about me

  9. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:50pm UTC
    Easter Day
    5 - year olds: Omg yay i cant wait to egg hunt!!
    10 - year olds: Ugh omg why do we have to egg hunt cant we do something cool????
    15-year olds : Dude ... I totally saw that egg first so back off ....
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  10. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:34pm UTC
    Easter Day
    5 - year olds: Omg yay i cant wait to egg hunt!!
    10 - year olds: Ugh omg why do we have to egg hunt cant we do something cool????
    15-year olds : Dude ... I totally saw that egg first so back off ....
    format by DamnnTaylerx

  11. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:13pm UTC
    GIRLS BE HONEST:
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing?
    Purple (:
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys?
    hmmm ....... both ( :
    3. Are you currently frustrated with a boy?
    Yeaa -_-
    4. Do you have a best friend?
    Yuss <333333
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken ?
    Yea but im over the douche now :D
    6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery?
    nooo
    7. Do you like your life?
    Yeaa its cool
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on?
    No i wish though!
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys?
    I have mostly girls but i still have a couple guy friends loll
    10. How long have you had a Facebook?
    I dont gotss one loll
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face?
    No but i SO wanna try it!
    12. What are your biggest fears?
    too.many.to.say. Haha im a scaredy cat sumtimes
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?
    Yeaaa \:
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind?
    Yeaaa
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"?
    Yes
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something?
    LOL yeaaaa??
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous?
    Omg yeaa i wanna be
    18. Are you currently missing someone?
    Yeaa
    19: Who are you texting right now?
    Noone i just stopped texting someone loll
    THIS GUY OR THAT GUY? PICK ONE
    Cowboy or Gangster?
    Cowboy for sure !
    Face or Body?
    face
    Sweet or S e x y?
    Sweet(:
    Contacts or Glasses?
    contacts
    YOURSELF...
    1. Eyeliner or Mascara?
    depends
    2. Pink or black?
    both <33
    03. Pumps or flats?
    bothh
    04. Skirts or pants?
    both ... again
    05. Socks or leggings?
    both ......... yet again loll
    06. Hoodies or jackets?
    Hoodies they make u look like a boss <33
    07. Heels or sneakers?
    Both
    08. Straight or curly hair?
    Straight
    09. White or black?
    Black
    10. Smoothies or lattes?
    Smoothies
    11. Diet or regular sodas?
    Regualar
    12. Water or daiquiris?
    Well idk what a daiquiris is so water :D
    13. Pearls or diamonds?
    Both
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen?
    Their twins .........
    15. iPod or cell phone?
    Cell phone
    16. Friends or family?
    Both
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick?
    Lip glosss
    18. Manicure or pedicures?
    manicure
    19. Tank tops or beaters?
    Tank Topps cuz i have no clue what a beater is :/
    20. Big sunglasses or small?
    BIG omg they make u look lik a boss
    21. Sunglasses or purses?
    Sunglasses
    IN A GUY ...
    01. Funny or Serious?
    Funny
    02. Romantic or Daredevil?
    Romantic AND daredevil ...... sorry got sick of saying both
    03. Dark Eyes or Light Eyes?
    Dont matter to me loll
    04. Long Hair or Short Hair?
    short
    05. Curly Hair or Straight Hair?
    Straight ....
    06. Hockey Player or Football Player?
    football <333

  12. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 7:02pm UTC
    Be honest. think real hard. post your answers
    1. Full name; Sami Kayla Jones
    2. Nickname;Sam
    3. Zodiac sign; Scorpio >:D
    4. Fav. Color; Pink, Lime green, purple, black
    5. Birthday;October 29th
    6. Hair Color; Dirty Blonde
    7. Tall or short; inbetween
    8. Sweats or jeans;both <3333
    Firsts & lasts...
    20. First piercing; Ears
    21. First best friend; Jackie
    24. First word; hmm ....... idkk loll
    25. Last person you talked to in person;Stacey
    26. Last person you texted; Stacey
    27. Last friend you watched a movie with; Sabrina
    28. Last food you ate; steak and candy
    29. Last movie you watched in theaters; hmm i think the smurfs?
    30. Last song you listened to; Loser Like Me - Glee
    Have you ever ...
    41. Fallen in love with someone? yupp \:
    42. Celebrated Halloween? UmmDUHH
    43. Went over the minutes/texts on your phone? I have unlimited ;D
    44. Wanted to smack someone upside the head? Yea ;D
    45. Eaten a whole pizza? ive tried and ive ome so close but then i get full D:
    46. Did something you regret? Yeaa
    47. Broke a promise? I think so
    48. Hid a secret? Definetley
    49. Pretend to be happy? Yea \:
    Your future...
    50. Want kids? Yeaa!!
    51. Want to get married? Yeaaaaa!
    52. Career? Acting/ singing ( :
    Which is better in the opposite gender?
    53. Lips or eyes; Eyes
    54. Shorter or taller; Taller
    55. Romantic or spontaneous; Both!
    56. Hook up or relationship; Relationships <3333333
    57. Looks or personality; I like both ;)
    Have you ever...
    59. Snuck out? Noo
    60. Held a gun/knife for self defense? Noooo
    61. Broke someones heart? Idk i hope not thoughh
    62. Been in love? Yeaa
    63. Been arrested? Nope!
    TRUTHFULLY...
    69. Is there one person you want to be with right now; Yeaa loll
    70. Who your real friends are; name them? Stacey, Mariah, Sabrina , Corina , Dani G , Yea and a bunch more yoo many to name#

  13. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:50pm UTC
    Cell Phone Quiz. :)
    1. got your phone? yuppp
    2. what's your current ringtone? what makes you beautiful by one direction
    3. what kind of phone do you have? blackberry curve
    4. who do you text most? stacey <333333333
    5. how many msgs are currently in your inbox? hmm ... 74827839273928 ;D
    6. who is the 17th person in your contacts? Mariah <33
    7. what color is your phone? black but i got a pink case with a monkey on the back (:
    8. who is the 6th person under M ? none ...... i dont know a lot of m ppl .
    9. do you have a cover for your phone? yuppers
    10. do you want a new phone? nahhhh

  14. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 14, 2012 6:29pm UTC
    THE GIRL QUIZ!
    RANDOM:
    1. Do you sleep in your bra?
    nope
    2. Do you like noodles?
    yusss (;
    3. Do you enjoy drama?
    sometimes
    4. Are you a girly girl?
    well im half girly girl and half tom-boy so yeaa
    5. Small or large purses?
    Small
    6. Are you short?
    kinda
    8. Do you like somebody?
    Yusss ;*
    10. Do you like Halloween?
    you can bet ur lucky bottom dollar i do ;D
    11. Are you double jointed?
    yerp
    12. Where is the most uncomftorable place you have slept?
    hmmm ........ idk
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
    umm no
    14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
    i dont think so

  15. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 5:26pm UTC
    100 Truths
    Rules: Don't be a party-pooper. Once you see this, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. ERASE MY ANSWERS and enter your own.
    1. Real Name : Sami
    2. Nickname: Sam
    3. Favorite color: Pink and black and purple and lime green ;3
    4. Male or female: female
    5. Elementary School: PS 153
    6. Middle School: OLPH
    7. High School: TUS
    8. College: Idk :P
    9. Hair Color: Brown;)
    10. Tall or Short: Tall :D
    11. Sweats or Jeans: Both :)
    12. Phone or Camera: Phone
    13. Health freak: Yup
    14. Orange or Apple: I like em both
    15. Do you have a crush on someone: Yeah
    16. Eat or Drink: Both
    17. Piercings: 1 on each ear
    18. Pepsi or Coke: Coke
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    19. Been in an airplane: Yeppp :D
    20. Been in a boat: No
    21. Been in a car accident: Nope :x
    22. Been in a fist fight: Nope
    23. First piercing: ears
    24. Longest Friend: Stacey , Mariah
    25. First award: Tennis (:
    26. First crush: Josue .... i strongly dislike him now
    YOU KNOW THAT ONE WORD:
    29. Last person you texted: Stacey <3
    30. Last person you talked to: Mom
    31. Last person you watched a movie with: Leah , Jadah , and Mom
    32. Last food you ate: French Toast (:
    33. Last movie you watched: Arthur
    34. Last song you listened to: Demi Lovato - Catch me <3
    35. Last thing you bought: m magazine (:
    FAVORITE:
    37. Food: Pizza :D
    38. Drink: Dr.Pepper
    39. Hate: Heavy Metal D:
    40. Flower: Roses
    41. Animal: Puppies :3
    43. Movie: Easy A
    44. Subject: Art
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    (Put an x in the brackets if yes)
    45. [x] fallen in love with someone.
    46. [x] celebrated Halloween.
    47. [x] had your heart broken.
    48. [] went over the minutes/texts on your cell phone.
    49. [x] had someone like you
    51. [] got pregnant.
    52. [] had an abortion.
    53. [x] did something I regret.
    54. [] broke a promise.
    55. [x] hid a secret.
    56. [x] pretended to be happy.
    57. [x] met someone who changed your life.
    58. [] pretended to be sick.
    59. [] left the country
    60. [] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it.
    61. [x] cried over the silliest things.
    62. [x] ran a mile.
    63. [] went to the beach with your best friend.
    64. [x] got into an argument with your friends.
    65. [x] disliked someone.
    66. [] stayed single for 2 years since the first time you had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
    CURRENTLY:
    67. Eating: Nothing much :D
    68. Drinking: Hmm .... SALIVA!! xD
    69. Listening: Katy perry ... wanna be listening to demi lovato though
    70. Sitting/Laying: Laying
    71. Plans for today: Homework , Laundry , Witty, tv, witty, tv, texting, witty, tv and so on . :]
    YOUR FUTURE:
    73. Want kids: yes
    74. Want to get married: yes
    75. Career: Actress/Singer
    76. Lips or eyes: eyes♥
    77. Shorter or Taller: Taller
    78. Romantic or Spontaneous: I'd like both :3
    81. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship
    82. Looks or personality: Personality .... but looks never hurt anyone ;]
    HAVE YOU EVER:
    83. Lost glasses/contacts:Nope i dont wear either
    84. Snuck out of a house: Nope
    85. Held a gun/knife for self defense: NO
    86. Killed somebody: NO!!
    87. Broken someone's heart:I hope not .......
    88. Been in love: Yuss
    89. Cried when someone died: Yea ...
    DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
    90. Yourself: Oh , yus boo :3
    91. Miracles: Mhm
    92. Love at first sight: Mhm
    93. God: YUPP!!
    94. Santa Clause: Nope ..... i used to though
    95. Aliens: Erm , no
    96. Ghosts:Sometimes O_o
    TRUTHFULLY:
    97. Is there one person you want to be with right now?: Yea ..
    98. Do you know who your real friends are: Yea and i love em! <3
    99. Do you believe in God: Yuss and this was asked b4 im sure .... but i do
    100. The End? About time <3

  16. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 5:05pm UTC
    Late at night, when all the
    world Is asleep, I lie awake
    and wish on a star that
    somewhere, you're thinkiing
    about me too.
    nmq|nmf

  17. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 6:55pm UTC
    that moment when
    nyour playing tag in the house and you quickly fast-walk past your mom and dad's room cause you dont want them to hear you run ....

  18. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 9:57pm UTC
    Girl : Hey!
    Guy : ...............
    Girl : I dont text u just to exercise my thumbs ...... most ppl want a reply ....
    x]

  19. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2012 6:14pm UTC
    I'm a murderer,
    I died when I was 14,
    If you don't repost this,
    I'm gonna kill you at 3 a.m
    You have 10 minutes.

  20. samivolleyball2437 samivolleyball2437
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 7:29pm UTC
    THAT HILARIOUS MOMENT
    WHEN
    Someone asks u who ur voting for on Superbowl and u scream :
    GIANTS BIOTCHES! ...
    then run away .....

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