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Me: Can I use the bathroom?
Teacher: I don't know, can you?
Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?
Teacher: .......
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Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you?

1213 faves · 23 comments · Jan 20, 2012 8:24pm

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justlaugh002 · 1 decade ago
dearblankpleaseblank? lol i tried memorizing it too
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PopRock13 · 1 decade ago
mustttt..... memorize! :D
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Katyax96 · 1 decade ago
lol i wanna say this to my teacher
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fool's gold* · 1 decade ago
If I said this to my ELA teacher he'd kick me out of the classroom, but it's freaking hilarious. :D
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mol* · 1 decade ago
...mr. k?? u there?? good! now i dont have to say this i can just....let you know..loolll
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JustKRAZYMe · 1 decade ago
I need to remember this
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InYourWildestDreams · 1 decade ago
i gotta write this down! lol :D
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KATZ101 · 1 decade ago
i need to memorize this!
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ImAbbey · 1 decade ago
My bestie did this ;D
She took it from Witty and the teacher done the WTF face and just stared and stared and that's all really happened.

No she wasn't allowed to use the restoom.

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kitkatkristi · 1 decade ago
i am SO using this on monday... now if only i could remember it
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Yoohoosgrrrl · 1 decade ago
WIN
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AwesomeUsername · 1 decade ago
RAGESTACHE :D
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KellyIsKool · 1 decade ago
if i remembered this i would totally say that...
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eve123 · 1 decade ago
tumblr :D
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kdevswag · 1 decade ago
Now if only I could memorize that...
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AllyReneexD · 1 decade ago
I'm totally gonna memorize this!
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LuckyCutiepie12 · 1 decade ago
Omg!There's a Girl in My Class Period That Says Can And The Yeacher Says Its May....
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Madwaffle88 · 1 decade ago
Someday im going to use this on one of my teahchers....
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youngwildfreeforever · 1 decade ago
*secondary form of a verbal modifier :)
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KelsoForever · 1 decade ago
i actually want to say this to my teacher... *writes on hand*
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