Witty Profiles
What I think when kids in my class read:
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That's a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
• That's a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
• Why can't you pronounce that word?
• THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU. WHY'D YOU GET IT WRONG
AGAIN?!?!?!
• Can I sleep?
• If you can't read, why'd you raise your hand?
• You can't pronounce THAT word?
• WHAT THE HECK
• Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a
dying chalkboard
• You skipped a line.
• LOL what was that?
• I don't even..
1376 faves · 22 comments · Jan 15, 2012 3:59pm
xoiloveyouu
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1 decade ago
That bugs me soooo much! biggest pet peeve!
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braidedtissues
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1 decade ago
Im dyslexic and this is why i don't read aloud :\
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rawrrrrx3
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1 decade ago
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME BY FAR
i hate when people add in words or itll say the dog went down the road and they'll be like the cat quickly scampered down the street they like rewrite the whole freaking thing
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arbyjulianna
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1 decade ago
I 100% honestly agree with this quote but some kids that read like that are most likely to be dyslexic.
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nevejadendooleyx
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1 decade ago
ahaha @Breeze Im from England (Britain, Liverpool) and neither do we, we say "Full stop"
and I hate that ahah or the nerd who reads like 4 times in a lesson and they have no expression and the most boring voice EVER!
"let me show you how it's done"
every one in my class thinks it's funny when I read cos I do all different voices and the teacher sits there laughing too! (I love drama by the way so that proberly why:D) xx
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cvnt*
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1 decade ago
So fuucking TRUE. I hate group reading in class. It's like, "Kill me, kill me NOW." I try not to get too angry, but seriously. I'm in high school. I shouldn't have to deal with imbeciles that can't pronounce the simplest words in the English language.
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PaintingFlowers36
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1 decade ago
EVERY. FREAKING. TIME. I hate it! And then when they use inflection in the words at the wrong time :P
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karmasaleen
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1 decade ago
this is exactly what i thiink for 99 % of my class . hahahahaha this is the . single . best . quote . ever .
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CaptainJackSparrow
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1 decade ago
OR if they think they are so great at reading so they just raise their hand on and on and it is so ANNOYING because they can't freaking pronounce words. ugh.
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GleeLover
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1 decade ago
This made my day(:
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suckmygoldenpopcorn
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1 decade ago
Lmao omg this is soooo me... Love this
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Breeze
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1 decade ago
In Australia, we don't say "period" ;)
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Harley91594
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1 decade ago
I always want to read loudly over their voice and be all like "This is how it's done, listen and learn" Not to sound cocky or anything...
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heytherepolarbear
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1 decade ago
I love this hahaha
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InsertAliasHere
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1 decade ago
LOL, i think the same thing, i want to throw my book and flip my desk over
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JustADayDreamAway
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1 decade ago
I do that, but I also count how many times they say "Uhm..." while reading. x)
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dancermary13
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1 decade ago
Lmao. So accurate. So true. Love this.
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withyouforever2012
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1 decade ago
this is what goes through my mind.... this legit made my dayy(:
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ninababy1218
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1 decade ago
what if that person i dyslexic like me .... its hard enough for them to read , now your gonna make fun of them
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airborne2132 · 1 decade ago
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O and I hate when they talk really quietly and u can't hear them